I've been to Costco twice today, shopping the meat and condiments sections.
Chris is mixing a strange reddish concoction in a 5 gallon bucket. Gallon-sized containers of Frank's, yellow mustard, and ketchup have been emptied.
A mixture of hardwoods and fruitwoods resides on our back porch.
Chris's forearms are covered with soot.
Any guesses as to what Chris bought today?