If only in the hope that I can pass out to end the pain...
Tonights "Glee!" was the "anti" drinking episode; wherein no-one could think of a good anti-drinking song, so instead they "sang" Ke$has "Tick Tock"
They actually handled the anti-drinking part pretty well, with vomit and drunk dialing... all definite incentives against drinking.
...but as far as it goes, I'm pretty sure there's only one song that could ever make teens drink less: