Monday, June 03, 2013

6 word movie reviews

Django Unchained: Not bad... Way too damn long1

Jack Reacher: Good action... Cruise is too short2


1Django Unchained is 2 hours 45 minutes long. If you do a google search of "Django Unchanged" and "too damn long", you get over 100,000 results.

2Jack Reacher the character, is supposed to be a very big man, at 6'5 and 250lbs (and actually as described, would be closer to 285-300lbs).  Tom Cruise is 5'7 (and visibly wearing 4" lifts in the film. His co-star is 5'9" and wears uncharacteristic for hollywood low heels), and about 170lbs. He's buff, but he isn't in any way big.