Friday, October 04, 2013

Why I don't bother writing certain posts

A conversation overheard in my household:

Mel: You know what post you haven't written... 
Chris: Hmm? 
Mel: It's one of those "gonna piss people off posts"... about {insert "controversial" topic here} 
Chris: Ahh... yeah... that... 
Mel: Oh? That? 
Chris: ... Frankly... I don't want to deal with those fucktards. 
Mel: Hah! 
Chris: Seriously... there is only so much fucktardery I can deal in any given time period. Those fucktards will exceed my fucktardery limit in about 12 microseconds... I just can't handle that much concentrated fucktardery... 
Mel: Hah! Coward! 
Chris: No... not cowardice... a reasonable stance to protect my sanity... and my blood pressure... and my faith in humanity...