But I do own a Cadillac, and have a cane (and limp to go with it), and a fedora... No pinky ring though.
A note on the fedora thing: Mine is a pure beaver felt in natural dark brown, handmade by Steve Delk, the guy who did Harrison Fords hats for the last Indy movie. The hats for the first three were by Herbert Johnsons of Saville row, and were rabbit felt (three different felts and three different blocks as it happens, so the fedoras look very different in each movie, because they are).