Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Metagaming, Fandom, and Gaming Theory: Acquisition, Engagement, and Retention


Boston Sports 
Since Y2K the Patriots have won 3 Super Bowls, the Red Sox have won 2 World Series, the Celtics won the NBA Championship, and the Bruins won the Stanley Cup. In addition since 2000 Boston College won 4 NCAA Hockey Championships and Boston University added another. 
...snip... 
The above doesn't even count this year's Red Sox team which is currently leading the World Series 3 games to 2 with the Series returning to Fenway Park. 
...snip... 
...since Y2K every major sports team in Boston except the Red Sox has also lost in the finals of their sport. If the Red Sox end up losing you won't hear me complain. The team has already delivered way more than any fan had a right to expect his season. 
Besides - given all that has happened in recent Boston sports who would have any sympathy for us? When it comes to sports opulence - we has it.
The title of the post reflects the three primary success vectors of a game, and thus the primary missions of a game designer: player acquisition, engagement, and retention.

While they are important to any game, player acquisition is the most important success vector for "one shot" games (also called "standalone" games). These are games where you pay for the game up front, and then don't pay again, so it doesn't matter how long, or how often you play.

Of course, in these games, engagement is still important; because having a "good game" with an engaged user population means that you get good reviews and word of mouth, for a longer period of time; increasing your player acquisition (and thus sales).

With very good engagement, you may be able to create a franchise; thus increasing your success with other installments in the franchise (sequels, expansions etc...). However, in creating a franchise, you effectively change your standalone game into a persistent game.

Persistent games, are a somewhat different story. These are games where the player is expected to play many times, for an extended period, or both; and whose success depends on having a large player population These would include casino gaming (particular slot machines), free to play games (which earn money by either advertising or small in game premium purchases), "many replay" casual games (candy crush anyone?), and persistent world games like MMORPGs.

Both acquisition and retention are particularly critical to these games; and retention is achieved through engagement.

The way game designers accomplish these missions are with spectacle, and reward psychology (positive and negative reinforcement through anticipation, reward and penalty; with a very strong bias towards reward, leavened by the occasional penalty), particularly competitive reward psychology.

Something spectacular engages you for the duration of the spectacle. You are a passive participant. It attracts you, and fascinates you; but only for that moment. Retention requires maintaining engagement over time... becoming an active participant, either directly or as a metaparticipant.

So... what does that have to do with sports? Or with spectator sports fans in particular?

Simple... Sports fans are players in a metagame.

Spectator sport fandom, although passively received (the fan isn't an active participant in the games they are watching); isn't a passive, receptive, entertainment experience (like a movie or television).

However, much as television shows retain viewers by emotional engagement in the story (thus making them metaparticipants in the narrative); spectator sports retain fans by persistent emotional engagement with the sport, and particularly with their team (making them metaplayers in the game).

Sports fandom, is a kind of play by proxy; much as horse racing, and other betting games (roulette for example) where the players interaction with the game is not part of the gameplay. This makes it a metagame.

And metagames have the same success vectors as any other game.

One of the things that makes Boston sports fandom so... passionate and crazy I guess is the best way to put it... is that a Boston fan is being fed with a near perfect reward psychology cycle.

Boston teams win often enough (and often quite excitingly) to attract attention and generate spectacle. This  acquires new fans (or brings back those whose engagement has weakened); and it presses the "happy button" in existing fans, engaging their reward pleasure mechanism.

Importantly though, Boston teams don't win so often that fans get victory fatigue, and need reward escalation to maintain engagement.

When they're NOT winning, Boston teams are rarely just mediocre... they tend to alternate between "oh God so close..." and "total abject failure" (at least psychologically if not objectively). It may seem counterintuitive, but this is actually far more engaging than consistent high performance or even consistent victory.

In terms of gaming theory, this 3 point cycle (victory, near victory, failure) helps create spectacle to attract and acquire participants; and helps create, reinforce, and increase engagement.

Very importantly, it also helps maintain engagement (and thus retention) by reducing victory fatigue, anticipation fatigue, and expectation escalation.

So... getting into that second and third part...

Retention is achieved through continued engagement. When engagement is weakened or broken, you lose participants (gamers, fans).

Engagement is created, reinforced, and increased; with spectacle, novelty, fascination, and competitive reward psychology as described above.

Engagement is weakened or broken and you lose participants (gamers, fans) through frustration, demoralization, boredom, and fatigue.

So, the challenge is to maintain or increase engagement over time.

In general, you deal with boredom and fatigue, through novelty. Change things up, so that a participants experience, expectations, and emotional engagement with the game are maintained, and thus they are retained.

I mentioned victory fatigue above, but didn't define it, I should probably define the three elements of "game fatigue" now.

Victory fatigue is what happens when a player receives too many rewards, or wins too much too easily. This tends to cause boredom, and frustration; because the rewards no longer feel like rewards. This weakens or breaks engagement.

In an interactive game you can deal with victory fatigue (and to a lesser extent anticipation fatigue) by varying gameplay (introducing new and different ways of earning rewards) increasing challenge (NOT just increasing difficulty, though that is one way of doing so), increasing penalty for failure (though you can't do that too much or you break engagement through frustration and demoralization), varying rewards (making the rewards new, interesting, and different), or by increasing intensity or spectacle (making the rewards bigger or more desirable). These mechanisms keep the players anticipation and pre-reward engagement high, and their reward pleasure mechanisms responding strongly to the rewards.

In most spectator sports however, you don't have those mechanisms available to you (or they are severely limited). The difficulty and rewards do escalate somewhat over the course of a season, but are basically fixed year to year (win a game, win a conference, win a division, win a playoff game, win a championship game). So, frequent and consistent victories, particularly championships, result in expectation escalation.

The three major expectations to this issue of fixed challenge and fixed rewards by the way, are motor racing, premiership style football (soccer), and NCAA football and basketball. Not surprisingly, the first two are the two most popular spectator sports in the world; and the third creates a degree of unreasoning passion far greater than any other sports in America.

Anticipation fatigue is a more interesting issue. When you get that "so close" feeling too much, it actually tends to discourage and disappoint you, which increases frustration and breaks engagement i.e. "they get our hopes up every time then disappoint us every time... what's the point".

Expectation escalation, is what happens when performance or rewards consistently exceed expectations (or consistently exceed the mean performance of a peer group).This causes people to "reset" their emotional expectation of what poor, acceptable, and excellent are, such that their median level of performance, even if it is objectively far better than average, is simply "expected".

So, a team that wins 80% of the time, year after year, will eventually be expected to do so. If that team starts to win consistently less than 80%, even if they are still better than most teams and win 60% of the time; the emotional reaction of their fans will be the same as if they had objectively poor performance, rather than simply "less good".

Lesser success can feel like failure, when you're used to greater success.

Cycling between "not quite great", and "really bad" (even if "really bad" is actually mediocre statistically, the victories and near victories redefine emotional expectations such that mediocre FEELS like abject failure), actually creates and reinforces engagement, and passion; far more, and far more intensely, than consistently high performance.

This by the way, is the exact same reinforcement cycle that creates and reinforces addiction. Reward (the high), anticipation (the process up to the high), and penalty (the come down and the jones).

So... for Boston fans, it's like vegas slot machine designers were controlling things for optimum fan acquisition, engagement, and retention.

It's an almost perfect metagame... arising without design... which is kinda neat.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Because it's Right... and Because it's Tactically Sound

A few days ago, an NBA player of no particular note came out as gay...

Which, really, should also be of no particular note.

But then ESPN decided to put a moronic bigot (whose name I won't mention and whose video I won't bother linking to here... why publicize idiots like this) to discuss the issue... and predictably he spouted moronic bigotry all over the screen, and made it an even BIGGER spectacle...

Now, the intarwebs are full of folks reacting against the reaction against the reaction against etc... etc...

They're caught up in the noise, and not the issue.

I try not to do that... and to smack it down when I can.

I take issue with the way issues surrounding homosexuality in public life are covered by the media, and often with the strategy and tactics employed by activists... but I believe in, and work for equal rights and equal protection for homosexuals (and before anyone gets offended by my use of a single word... you're an idiot... YOU are part of the problem... because you are offended stupidly by nothing, and not working towards a real solution).

Chris Kluwe, NFL Punter, wrote a post in support of the gay community in HuffPo yesterday... I normally don't link to them, but I think this is a rational and correct position, reasonably well put...

Really, my position and reasoning are simple...

I speak in support of equal treatment for homosexuals, not because I am one, but because it is the right thing to do.

Because I believe in equal rights and treatment for EVERYONE.

Whether I approve of them or not.

Further, I do so, because anything which can be used against those you disapprove of... can also be used against those you DO approve of...

...or YOU.

Friday, January 11, 2013

The best line in the entire series "Elementary" so far



"Hmm... An Arsenal supporter... 
...As if I hadn't reason enough to despise you" 
-- Sherlock Holmes

Sunday, November 18, 2012

NFL week 11 (and beyond)



First thing first...

To Patriots doubters, and Patriots haters, it's LONG past time to STFU.

Inconsistent?

Yes

Infuriating?

Absofrikkenlutely

But anything other than a top five team in the NFL

Yeah... no

Those of you who were in your little happy dance mode when the Patriots were below .500... for all of a week... crowing about how Tom Brady was past it, how the time of the Patriots was over...

Yes... three losses total, by a maximum of 2 points...

Past it... right...

Thou hast beclowned thyselves...

Week 11 stats

Win/Loss: 7-3
Win pct: .700
Total Pts: 358 (nfl leader by 56 points)
Total Pts allwd: 225 (nfl leader by more than 20 points)
Diff: 133
Highest score: 59 (franchise record)
Lowest score: 18
Opp highest score: 31
Opp lowest score: 7
Avg score: 35.8 (nfl leader by more than 5 points)
Avg opp score: 22.5
Avg margin: 13.3
Highest margin of victory: 38
Avg margin of victory: 19.6
Avg margin of loss: 1.3

remaining stats as of week 10 (the week 11 stats aren't complete yet)

Takeaways: 23 (3rd in NFL s of last week, but I believe tonights 4 makes them first)
Giveaways: 7 (NFL leader)
Take/Give: 16 ( NFL leader)
total yards offense: 3873 (nfl leader by over 200yds)
yards offense game: 430.4 (nfl leader by 25 yds game)
passing yards: 2559 (8th in nfl)
pass yards game: 284.3 (7th in NFL)
rushing yards: 1314 (7th in NFL)
rushing yards game: 146 (5th in NFL)
Third down conversion: 50/112 44.6% (2nd in NFL)
Forced Fumbles: 17 (NFL leader... plus two more tonight)

Look at those numbers for a second... Those three losses, 1 point, 1 point, and 2 points? The record could EASILY be 10-0.

Oh and 2 of those 3 of those losses were under the replacement refs thankyouverymuch.

They've massively outscored their opponents... in fact they've massively outscored the entire NFL. Their next highest scoring competitor is 56 POINTS DOWN (as of tonight). They have by far the highest average score margin, the highest average margin of victory, the lowest average margin of defeat...

And they did it while having only the 8th highest passing and 7th highest rushing in the league...

But 8th and 7th add up to first total offense in this case; again by a huge margin.

The defense?

Currently ranked 15th or 16th overall (depending on how you want to count it), 13th in points allowed... but first in fumbles forced, first in fumbles recovered, third in interceptions (four more takeaways tonight, to no giveaways, which I think moves them up to second or first).

That comes out to having the best take to give ratio in the NFL; the most yards gained, and most points scored off of takeaways; and the least yards lost and points lost off of giveaways.

So yeah... All y'all thinking that they're anything but at LEAST a division championship caliber, if not conference or superbowl champion team...

It's past time for y'all to wake up and shut up.

Week 12 and Beyond:

Ok, now for the rest of the season?

Week 12: @ Jets... I'm expecting an easy win here
Week 13: @ Miami... Should be a walkover
Week 14: Houston @ That's a tough game... but despite a 9-1 record, I think the Pats are the better team
Week 15: San Fran @ again, a tough game, but again, I think the Pats are the better team
Week 16: Miami @ I don't expect the Dolphins will be getting any better the rest of the season.

Yes, Gronkowski is probably out for the rest of the regular season, and that's a big loss no doubt; but this season has proven that we can win without depending so much on Gronk (which we COULDN'T do last superbowl unfortunately, basically losing because Gronkowski had a bad day).

My full season record prediction: 11-5 or better (we could very well see 12-4 or even 13-3).

As to who looks like a playoff team to me (top six per conference)?

AFC:

Patriots
Ravens
Steelers
Texans
Broncos
Colts

My pick of the Colts... Frankly I don't think they're much of a team this year (look at the absolute destruction of them by the Pats tonight for example)... but looking at their wildcard competition... I don't think anyone else is any better.

NFC:

Giants
Bears
Packers
Falcons
Niners
Seahawks

Honestly, I think the second NFC wildcard is a tossup between the Buccs, Vikings, and Seahawks; I just picked the Seahawks based on who they've beaten (though who they have lost to isn't impressive). Both the Buccs and the Seahawks have beaten the vikings, and it wasn't very close; and I think the Seahwaks have beaten better teams than the Buccs.

Conference Championship Games:


AFC:
Patriots
Ravens


NFC:
Bears
Falcons



This year is really muddy, I am not in any way confident in these predictions.

In the AFC I really do believe that the Ravens and the Pats are fundamentally better teams than the Texans or Broncos... but frankly, I have no confidence in the consistency of any of them.

In the NFC... well... I think the NFC overall is more competitive, and more consistent than the AFC right now... but again, I have no real confidence.

Right now... these are gut level picks.

Superbowl:

Don't even ask. It's not in any way shape or form predictable right now.

Ask me what I'd LIKE to see? That's easy...

I'd like revenge for Superbowl XX

Bears over Patriots 46-10... I'd like to reverse that.

Monday, August 27, 2012

The NY Jets are on Crack

So, the Jets acquired Tim Tebow, while keeping Mark Sanchez; and they plan to play them both, picking their starters on game day...

They're on crack.

If you're going to go with a two QB strategy (a stupid idea in general, but there are certain specific situations where I suppose it MIGHT work), you want to pick two players whose strengths and weaknesses offset each other.

In Tebow and Sanchez, they've got two players with basically the same weaknesses and strengths.

Tebow doesn't have a field read, plain and simple; and most of the time neither does Sanchez. Because of their inconsistent read and feel, while they both have natural leadership abilities, they can't consistently be a leader on the field, able to rally the team to a greater performance than they otherwise might have achieved.

THAT is what is needed to be a great quarterback. Not arm strength, not accuracy, not scramble, not just plain natural talent... There have been plenty of first round draft pick quarterbacks who have had all that, and just couldn't make it in the NFL, ending up as busts, or just middling talents (or most frustrating, the "almost" or "coulda been" greats).

Leadership, situational awareness, game feel, and instant read, are what separates great quarterbacks from good ones.

Brady isn't great because of his arm, he's great because of his field read, and because of his on field leadership.

The instant field read is what lets Brady know when he CAN hold it for what seems to be WAY too long (especially behind a mediocre pass protect line) and still make the long yardage pass... or when he needs to dump it off. The leadership and game feel, are what lets him take a team that's down, disorganized, demoralized... Rally them up, and come back and win.

Tebow doesn't have it. Sanchez sometimes shows a little bit of it, but sometimes he's clearly in his own head, or he just doesn't have the situational awareness.

Both of them are still playing college ball; and playing college ball in the NFL is a good way to become a legendary draft bust.

They both try to use their footwork and toughness, to get out of trouble. They both alternate between dumping off too soon, and missing major opportunities; and holding on too long and taking a sack, a down, or a short pitch where they could have had 10 or 15 yards if they'd seen the earlier opening.

There were some great QBs who just had that read naturally from minute one (Joe Montana, Dan Marino)... But most guys had to learn it. It can sometimes take years, but most of the really great guys pick it up pretty fast ONCE THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE DOING WRONG.

Drew Bledsoe could have been one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He had an incredible arm. He threw long passes and quick pitches better than anyone playing with him... But he had inconsistent situational awareness, field read, and game feel. It made him one of the most intercepted QBs, and one of the most sacked QBs (in 1994, his second season, he threw more passes than any other QB had in history, was fourth in touchdowns, but also first (or last) in interceptions).

But he could have had it. You could see it in pressure situations when he wasn't overthinking it, and wasn't second guessing; he was just reading the field and responding fluidly... And he got the Patriots into the superbowl with it.

November 13th 1994, week 11, with a 3-6 record; the Patriots are losing to the Minnesota viking 20-3 at the half. Bledsoe comes out of halftime in two minute drill, firing left right and center, going 45/70 with no interceptions, leading the the Patriots to win the game 26-20 in overtime. In one of the greatest full season comebacks in NFL history, the Patriots then go undefeated the remainder of the season, basically running every game in two minute offense, trying to salvage the playoff chances for the first time since 1986.

The problem with Bledsoe was, he didn't have a strong enough coach/management team to break him of his bad habits, and get him out of his ego, show him what he was doing wrong and make him work to change it.

This isn't to say that Bill Parcells was weak, far from it; but Parcels wasn't allowed to discipline Bledsoe properly, particularly in his first season under old owner James Orthwein. Bledsoe was allowed to become a "superstar", and was handled too gently.

After buying the Pats from Orthwein, Bob Kraft gave Parcells more leeway to discipline Bledsoe in his second season, but not enough, and by his third season the pattern was set... he wasn't coachable anymore (Bledsoe is why for all his subsequent contracts, Parcells insisted on having full control and leeway over personnel).

Thus, Bledsoe may not even make the hall of fame, never mind be in anyones top ten lists (except maybe top ten "could have been an all time great but wasn't" list).

Tebow and Sanchez both need some really great coaching. Tebow in particular should respond well to it... But not if they're splitting duties with each other. They both need the kind of individual attention and focus that only comes with experience at being the starter, and the leader on the field.

Both are salvagable as potentially great quarterbacks... but not in this system.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Holy crap, did the Patriots get the easiest schedule in the NFL?

And this is coming from a hardcore lifelong Pats fan... but seriously?

Date............................Opponent....................Time.........................Affiliate........Network
Sunday, Sept. 9..........at Tennessee.................1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ...............CBS
Sunday, Sept. 16........Arizona...........................1:00 p.m. ET........WFXT..............FOX
Sunday, Sept. 23........at Baltimore...................8:20 p.m. ET........WHDH............NBC
Sunday, Sept. 30........at Buffalo........................1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ...............CBS
Sunday, Oct. 7............Denver.............................4:15 p.m. ET.......WBZ...............CBS
Sunday, Oct. 14.........at Seattle........................4:05 p.m. ET........WBZ...............CBS
Sunday, Oct. 21..........New York Jets................4:15 p.m. ET........WBZ...............CBS
Sunday, Oct. 28.........at St. Louis (London)......1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ...............CBS
Sunday, Nov. 4............BYE WEEK
Sunday, Nov. 11..........Buffalo.............................1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ..............CBS
Sunday, Nov. 18..........Indianapolis....................1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ..............CBS*
Thursday, Nov. 22.......at New York Jets.............8:20 p.m. ET.......WHDH...........NBC
Sunday, Dec. 2.............at Miami..........................1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ.............CBS*
Monday, Dec. 10..........Houston..........................8:30 p.m. ET........WCVB...........ESPN
Sunday, Dec. 16...........San Francisco................8:20 p.m. ET........WHDH...........NBC*
Sunday, Dec. 23...........at Jacksonville...............1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ..............CBS*
Sunday, Dec. 30...........Miami..............................1:00 p.m. ET........WBZ..............CBS*

Lesse, the Jets will be a couple of hard games, but generally wins for the Pats. The Colts are dead in the water. San Francisco was a fluke last season. Miami is a joke. Buffalo is always a joke. Houston, J'ville, the Cards, the Titans, Baltimore, Denver, St, Louis...

I mean, there's no such thing as a guaranteed win, any given Sunday and all that (lord knows last season proved it) but still.

I wouldn't be surprised to see 13-3 or 14-2. I would expect 12-4 at the very worst.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Last Minute Prediction

Kickoff if a couple minutes away, and my prediction for the superbowl tonight is...

27-21 Patriots

Vegas is saying 28-25 pats.

UPDATE: Well... I was half right

Thursday, October 27, 2011

So, how well did I handicap the NFL this past week

Last week, I laid out my picks for the upcoming weekends NFL games.

Let's see how I did shall we? If I got the game right, I'll mark it green. If wrong, red.

Chargers over Jets:

I think this is a no brainer. Top ten rushing AND passing offense of the Chargers, against a bottom five rushing defense on the Jets (good pass defense though). On the other side, the Jets are a bottom ten passing and rushing offense (31st in rushing) vs. the second best pass defense (only mediocre on rush defense though).

I was surprised by this one. The Jets really played a great game offensively (though a sloppy one). 

Chicago vs. Tampa Bay:

Honestly I'm having a hard time calling that... maybe a slight edge to Tampa Bay because their offense is better.. but something gut level says Chicago.

Skins over Panthers:

Two mediocre teams (Carolina isn't as bad as their record suggests. They've got a solid offense, but a crap run defense); but Washington has a little less negative and a little more positive.
This really could have been a redskins win. Stupid mistakes, turnovers, not capitalizing on good drives; turning good drives into field goals not touchdowns... 
Detroit over Atlanta:

Not even a question. Detroit is just playing better than Atlanta by far (even after Sundays RIDICULOUS loss to one of the worst teams in football).
Wow... there could have been worse third down conversion... somewhow... Every detroit drive ended up a 3 and out so... can't really win that way. 
Cleveland over Seattle:

On the pure numbers they're almost even... But I think Cleveland has a small edge on offense, and Seattle has a crap pass defense.
6 to 3? Was this a football game or a soccer match? No touchdowns for either team, with Seattle going 2 for 12 on 3rd down, and 12 for 30 on pass attempts.
Denver over Miami:

Shit vs. Shit, but Miami is stinkier shit.
An epic, battle royale of shit vs. shit, into OT. They went toOT not because of great play, but because of how bad both teams are.
Houston over Tennessee:

I realize that Tennessee is technically ranked over Houston, but I think Houston is the better team (barely). Tennessee has NO rush at all; while Houston is decent on both the pass and the run. Tennessee has a solid defense though.
In a 41-7 blowout, Tennessee makes me a liar; because their defense didn't even show up... and neither did their offense.  Lessee a 5-1 first down advantage, 3 to 1 (almost 4 to 1) third down conversion advantage, 3.5 to 1 total yardage advantage, 2 to 0 turnover advantage... Frankly it's a wonder it was only a 34 point victory.
Oakland over KC:

Two good rushing teams with crap pass offense and mediocre defenses... It's going to come down to morale, and it's a hell of a lot harder to play in Raider nation; and that Oakland has better run blocking.
Lessee... don't score any points at all... that's bad... Get two touchdowns scored on you off of the SIX interceptions you throw... that's worse. 
Pittsburgh over Arizona:

Not even a question. Good team vs. crap team. Best defense in the NFL vs. crap offense. Solid offense vs. mediocre defense. Not even a question.
Arizona played surprisingly well; fighting back and forth much more than the score suggests... they just couldn't produce, and Pittsburgh did. 
Green bay over Minnesota: Great team vs. Crap team.

This one isn't even a question either. Though Green Bay is a weird team. Spectacular passing record, great run defense; but they have no rush, and the worst pass rush in the league. Minnesota on the other hand has no passing at all (second worst in the league), but a great running game, and a great run defense. Unfortunately, they have one of the worst pass defenses, against one of the best passing teams.
Surprisingly close. If it weren't for the 91 yards in penalties and two interceptions... 
Dallas over St. Louis:

Yeah... St. Louis is quite possibly the worst team in football, Dallas is... not. I'm not going to say they're great, but they did almost take the Pats, and their three losses this season have all been by less than a toughdown.
Nothing surprising here at all
New Orleans over Indy:

Uh... yeah, not even gonna bother explaining this one.
Wow... 62-7... That's.. epic suck. 11 first downs to 36. 252 total yards to 557. 12 completions to 31. 49 yards in penalties to 10... and that's hard to do when you have so little time of posession (only 22 minutes vs. 38)... Oh and 3 turnovers. What a perfect example of how an NFL team can't play without an actual NFL quarterback. 
Baltimore over Jacksonville:

Again, one of the best teams, vs. one of the worst teams. There's nothing particularly outstanding about Baltimore, but they do everything pretty well, and don't do anything particularly badly. They've got a top ten defense, a top half offense... one of the best run defenses in the game. J'ville on the other hand doesn't do anything well but run (worst passing game in football this year).
I think this one was a shock to everyone; with the Jags defense holding the Ravens to just one score; and with four offensive fieldgoals... Both teams going worse than 20% on third down conversions. Both teams with less than 20 first downs. Total yards combined from both teams under 350...  I'm not sure what this was exactly... It was a win though and that's what counts. 

So, I went 8 for 12... not bad; and three of those games were... freakish outliers shall we say?

Actually, this whole season is kind of a freakish outlier. Week 8, and there are still three teams with 0 victories... And one of them is the Colts... And given the schedules, and the teams performances thus far, it's entirely possible any of them... perhaps even all three... go winless for the whole season.

Meanwhile, Green Bay who have been very inconsistent in the post Favre era (going from 6-10 in 2008, to winning the superbowl last year on a 10-6 record)... they're 7-0 coming into a bye week, and then what should be three breezers against San Diego, Minnesota, and Tampa Bay. They don't have a hard game coming until thanksgiving vs. Detroit. We may see them go undefeated into week 12, or 13. Hell... It's possible, given the rest of their schedule, that they may run the table this year. It's unlikely, but it's possible.

What a season

Monday, October 17, 2011

Football is finally getting interesting this season

This was a weekend full of interesting games, including one hell of a performance by Dallas, coming just short of beating the Patriots at home.

The Cowboys offenses didn't really step up, but their defense... On the other side, the Pats defense sucked ass; and Brady compensated for it.

Such is the way of things.

The cowboys defense played INCREDIBLY. No-one has held Brady to under 30 points in TWO SEASONS. Not only that, but they pulled two interceptions and three sacks (and two of the three forced a punt), and this was on a day when the Pats line was playing well. That was one hell of a defensive performance.

The problem was, Brady played up to his level; while Romo didn't.

The Cowboys didn't capitalize on the poor performance of the Patriots defense. Plain and simple. Too many 3 and outs. Not enough clutch conversions. Too many little mistakes.

The interception count was certainly unusual. Brady is historically one of the least intercepted quarterbacks; particularly among the heavy passers... but you have to actually capitalize on a turnover to win a game.

If you want to know exactly why the 'boys lost Sunday, look at the stats. On most thing the two teams were either in a dead heat, or Dallas was a bit ahead... but the critical issue was third down conversions. Cowboys were 4/12, Pats 8/13. Take that with the Cowboys 10 penalties for -77 yards...

On those third and fourth down situations, Brady makes it happen in the clutch. Romo... sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Two interceptions, two fumbles, and three sacks... but 'boys offense still couldn't make it happen.

The next two weeks are really going to be interesting.

Since the Pats are on a bye week (but I think they're going to spank the Steelers in two weeks) I'm thinking:
Chargers over Jets:

I think this is a no brainer. Top ten rushing AND passing offense of the Chargers, against a bottom five rushing defense on the Jets (good pass defense though). On the other side, the Jets are a bottom ten passing and rushing offense (31st in rushing) vs. the second best pass defense (only mediocre on rush defense though).

Chicago vs. Tampa Bay:

Honestly I'm having a hard time calling that... maybe a slight edge to Tampa Bay because their offense is better.. but something gut level says Chicago.

Skins over Panthers:

Two mediocre teams (Carolina isn't as bad as their record suggests. They've got a solid offense, but a crap run defense); but Washington has a little less negative and a little more positive.

Detroit over Atlanta:

Not even a question. Detroit is just playing better than Atlanta by far (even after Sundays RIDICULOUS loss to one of the worst teams in football).

Cleveland over Seattle:

On the pure numbers they're almost even... But I think Cleveland has a small edge on offense, and Seattle has a crap pass defense.

Denver over Miami:

Shit vs. Shit, but Miami is stinkier shit.

Houston over Tennessee:

I realize that Tennessee is technically ranked over Houston, but I think Houston is the better team (barely). Tennessee has NO rush at all; while Houston is decent on both the pass and the run. Tennessee has a solid defense though.

Oakland over KC:

Two good rushing teams with crap pass offense and mediocre defenses... It's going to come down to morale, and it's a hell of a lot harder to play in Raider nation; and that Oakland has better run blocking.

Pittsburgh over Arizona:

Not even a question. Good team vs. crap team. Best defense in the NFL vs. crap offense. Solid offense vs. mediocre defense. Not even a question.

Green bay over Minnesota: Great team vs. Crap team.

This one isn't even a question either. Though Green Bay is a weird team. Spectacular passing record, great run defense; but they have no rush, and the worst pass rush in the league. Minnesota on the other hand has no passing at all (second worst in the league), but a great running game, and a great run defense. Unfortunately, they have one of the worst pass defenses, against one of the best passing teams.

Dallas over St. Louis:

Yeah... St. Louis is quite possibly the worst team in football, Dallas is... not. I'm not going to say they're great, but they did almost take the Pats, and their three losses this season have all been by less than a toughdown.

New Orleans over Indy:

Uh... yeah, not even gonna bother explaining this one.

Baltimore over Jacksonville:

Again, one of the best teams, vs. one of the worst teams. There's nothing particularly outstanding about Baltimore, but they do everything pretty well, and don't do anything particularly badly. They've got a top ten defense, a top half offense... one of the best run defenses in the game. J'ville on the other hand doesn't do anything well but run (worst passing game in football this year).

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Pats Jets... one hell of a game

Well, as a lifelong Patriots fan, I was very much looking forward to the pats/jets game today, and I was not disappointed; it was a hell of a game.

I have to give the Jets a lot of credit. Their linebackers and ends really did a great job at pressuring Brady on the outside (4 sacks... that NEVER happens); but the Pats o-line (Solder is really turning out to be a huge asset, as I'd hoped) just killed the jets inside.

Benjarvus Green-Ellis may have one of the stupidest names in the NFL (and frankly, that's saying something); but he's an incredible player, and he showed just how good he was today. He's averaging just under 5 yards a carry career, and 6 yards a carry this season; and he's NEVER fumbled the ball in over 800 career carries.

NEVER

It still amazes me Green-Ellis was undrafted in 2008. I mean his draft reports weren't spectacular, but they weren't bad either; and he was an all SEC runningback his junior year, and alternate his senior year. It just goes to show how much of a judge of talent Bellichick (and staff of course) is.

Overall, I'm really impressed with the Jets this season. Sanchez... I said last year I thought we were seeing the birth of a star, and it looks like I (and just about everyone else) was right. This kid really has the goods... now he just needs some better receiver support. The talent is actually there, but I think the coaching and the coordination isn't.

Meanwhile... Pats defense was certainly much better this game, but this season as a whole... I'm really not impressed guys.

The next two months are the hardest schedule in the NFL. If we can't get our defense where it needs to be, we're in serious trouble.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Can I get a HELL YEAH

39 years, and 4 nil on a game 7

After delivering an epic reaming of a game 6...

That was one hell of a cup.

Saturday, June 04, 2011

For the Bruins tonight



I present to you, the Dropkick Murphys cover of Nokie Edwards and the Ventures "Nutty".

This is the traditional opening theme of Bruins games from 1967 to 1984, when hockey was watched so little that it wasn't even on major affiliates, and we all had our hearts broken over and over again on little tv's with bunny ears and fuzzy pictures tuned to UHF channel 38, WSBK in Boston (which was once Boston Catholic Television).

Tonight the Bruins play game two at the Vancouver Canucks, coming off a loss at home. As it happens, they are playing close to me tonight, than they are to Boston (Rogers arena being only about 450 miles away as opposed to 2800 miles to the Garden), so I  thought I'd make this my faceoff to begin the finals as it were.

Can't exactly call it a kickoff now can I.

Here's hoping for the Bruins 6th Stanley cup victory, making them the undisputed fourth most winning team in Stanley cup history (they are currently in a tie for fourth with the Oilers; and behind the Redwings, Leafs, and Canadiens. The Bruins are also the third most winning team in the NHL overall, behind the Redwings and Canadiens), and their first in 39 years.

Of course,  what we don't want to do is tie the Red Wings for their particular record... The Bruins hold the distinction of losing the Stanley cup 12 times (making them fourth in total appearances as well, also behind the Red Wings); one less than the Red wings (7 of the Bruins losses have been to the 24 time champ Canadiens however, while 6 of the Red Wings have been to the second in championships - 13 - Leafs)

And of course, life wouldn't be complete without my little dig at serious hockey fans...

Seriously, what sport, which requires freezing temperatures to play, thought it was a good idea to have a season (including pre-season) that went from SEPTEMBER TO FRIKKEN JUNE.

Note... almost everywhere professional hockey is played, THERE IS NO ICE FOR 6 TO 8 OF THOSE 10 DAMN MONTHS.

That's not a sports season, it's a FRIKKEN SCHOOL YEAR.

Of course, in some cities, their isn't any ice for ALL of those months. Especially with teams in ARIZONA AND FLORIDA....

Seriously...

Maybe that's why, during 10 months (ok, to be fair, only 6.5 months of regular season), they ONLY MANAGE TO PLAY 82 GAMES. For gods sakes, basketball has that same 82 games, but does it in 6 months, and has the decency to have their playoffs only last five weeks. Baseball gets 162 games into 5 months and 3 weeks, and playoffs are only 3 weeks, with the world series being the last 3-7 days of the season.

Did I mention that the playoffs go on for THREE MONTHS. The finals alone go on for THREE WEEKS.

There are 30 active professional hockey teams, and 16 OF THEM QUALIFY FOR THE DAMN PLAYOFFS...

No wonder nobody watches hockey anymore... it takes too damn long, and it's like kids soccer, everybody gets into the playoffs...

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

This. Yes. Exactly.



I still think he never should have been allowed back in the league, never mind this...

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Anybody watch the Red Sox massacre the Twins tonight?

If so, you saw my stepmother.

Around the fifth inning, they brought out the RCN contest winner, who got to have lunch with Red Sox hall of famer Jim Rice (who coincidentally, I got to meet as a little kid... around '87 or so. My brother had a bunch of signed stuff from him).

As it happens, my stepmother Caroline does PR for RCN, and was the handler for the contest. She was with the contest winner for her interview with NESN.

Of course, from my dads perspective, the coolest bit was he got to have a two hour lunch with Jim Rice.

Last year, she got to meet Rutina Wesley and Joe Manganiello from "True Blood" (Tara and Alcide); which I think was much cooler for her than Jim Rice. My dad was at that event too, and I'm pretty sure he's more psyched about Rice (though he said that in person, Rutina was one of the most beautiful women he'd ever met).

Caroline by the way, is a total saint for putting up with my dad; and he's the first to acknowledge that.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Thank you to the New Orleans Saints...

For getting Atlanta fans to SHUT THE HELL UP about how the Falcons are better then... or even as good as... the New England Patriots.

Seriously Falcons fans, this game shouldn't even have been close (especially after that giveaway), never mind them pulling it out on you in the last 4 minutes.

Monday, December 06, 2010

First little bitch to whine about "piling on" or "running up the score" gets slapped

Just watched the Patriots prove that the Jets are the most overrated team in the NFL, quite convincingly.

What exactly was the score? 173-2 or something like that?

27 turnovers?

Might as well have been. Brady and the boys made the jets their bitches, and that was that.

Oh and the actual numbers? 45-3 on three interceptions, four touchdown passes by Brady... but time of possession was almost equal, so obviously the pats defense proved something.

Nice to be number one... Well, tied for number one with Atlanta, but the Pats are certainly the better team.

Sunday, November 07, 2010

The Patriots Defense need to collectively kill themselves....

Of course, Colt McCoy has done a pretty damn good job of it already.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Four turnovers, at least a dozen good passes dropped.... The Patriots just fell apart on the field. The time of possession alone...

Hell, if we could have got the offense on the field every once in a while, maybe we could have done something (though our frozen fingered receiver corps didn't help in that regard).

I haven't seen the Pats defense perform so badly in years.

On the other hand, I think I just saw the first proof that Colt McCoy is one of the few NCAA quarterbacks who has the ability to translate his skills, experience, and talent, into the entirely different playing environment of the NFL.

From what I saw today, McCoy has all the talent and potential of Marino or Elway. Let's hope he can keep that going, and have the team around him to make it work (and last). Otherwise he'll end up another Jake Plummer, or Matt Leinart.

Monday, November 01, 2010

The Great Misspelled One Isn't Quite Done

So, there is massive speculation flying around that Brett Favre won't be returning to play in the NFL.

After breaking two bones in his foot and ankle one week, then a mild concussion (the team isn't reporting it, but there's no way with that kind of shot he didn't get some brain jouncing), and possible jaw dislocation the next week...

People are asking, how can he possibly play... He has to quit now doesn't he?

Not a chance in hell.

Childress says Favre will start next week.

Brett Favre isn't playing football today because he needs the money.

He's beat all the records he's going to beat. He's won all the superbowls he's likely to win... though another would be nice...

There are three QBs playing today that will almost certainly make it onto everyones "top 10 of all time" list 20 years from now: Brett Favre, Peyton Manning, and Tom Brady.

Favre is the only Quarterback to have 180 wins (he's got 183 as of today with a .627 pct. Elway is second with 148 and .643. Manning is second active with 135 and .682)

Favre is the only QB to throw for 70,000 yards (70,779 as of today. Marino is second at just over 61k. Manning is second active at just over 52k)

Favre is the only quarterback to have over 500 touchdowns (504 as of today. Marino is second with 420. Manning is second active with 379)

Favre is the only quarterback to have over 10,000 pass attempts (10,023 as of this week, Marino is second with 8358. Manning is second active with 6,492)

Favre is the only quarterback to have thrown 6,000 completions (6,209 as of this week for a .620. Marino is second with 4,967 for a .594 and Peyton Manning is second active with just over 4,204 for a .648)

...are you seeing a pattern here by any chance?

Favre is also the only QB to have thrown more than 300 interceptions (328 as of today averaging 1.12 per game and 3.3% of all passes thrown... the second worst 100 start QB in the game today after John Kitna; though only 100th worst of all time. Manning is 35th on the list, with only 183, and 2.7% averaging just under 1 per game. Brady is 98th, and is the third least intercepted 100 start QB of all time, and second least active - both behind Donovan McNabb - at 2.3% for 103 total interceptions, averaging only .75 per game)

Favre is the only QB to have more than 130 fumbles, and one of only 7 to go over 100. He also loses over 50% of all his fumbles, one of the worst 100 start QBs of all time (Manning has only 53 in his entire career, and his loss precentage is only 30%. Brady has fumbled 12 more times than Manning, and has lost about 45% of those fumbles).

Favre is the only QB besides Elway to have taken more than 500 sacks (he's at 518 right now, and likely the only one to ever hit 525 or even 550 as he averages 1.8 sacks per game on 5.2% of his plays, averaging 6.7 yards lost per sack 6th worst active 100 start QB. Actually Favre is tied for percentage with Tom Brady, who has 10 more sacks than Manning, for 62 fewer games, but who runs far more plays per game and FAR fewer yards lost per sack. Brady actually loses less yards per sack (avg 6.1) than any other 100 start QB. Manning is 8th worst in total sacks at 221 just behind Brady, 9th worst in percentage, and averages 6.5 yards lost per sack)

Favre is one of only four QBs to have lost more than 3400 yards (though he's only fourth at 3445, behind Dave Krieg at 3794, Elway at 3785, and the all time sacks per start champion - 164 starts, 485 sacks - in the 100 starts club, Randall Cunningham 3537. Manning isn't even in the top 50, having only been sacked 221 times for 1423 yards lost in 198 starts. Brady has lost 10 more yards than Manning, on 10 more sacks, and is essentially tied).

Again, do you see a pattern here?

Brett Favre is playing football today for one reason: Peyton Manning
Note: Obviously, Bradys career overall numbers aren't going to ever get close to Mannings or Favres, because he spent his first couple seasons as a backup, and has had a couple of major injuries, leading to missing a large number of games... and Neither Manning nor Favre have ever missed a game. However, on a play per play, or game per game basis, Brady is probably the better player, as most of his stats show, and as the record of the Patriots with Brady shows.
Favre has only one thing left to protect... His position as the greatest career NFL quarterback of all time.

He does that, by continuing his streak, until Manning misses a game.

Favre started at QB game four of 1992, and has started every regular season game played in the NFL by the team he was signed to ever since. That's 19 seasons of consecutive starts, a record no-one is close to matching... YET

Favres record currently stands at 292 consecutive starts. He is one of only five QBs to make more than 100 consecutive starts, and the only quarterback to make 200...

Until two weeks from now, when Peyton Manning hits 200 that is.
Note: Originally I wrote Favre was the only player to have broken 200 consecutive starts. This was incorrect. The stats I was looking at apparently broke pre-merger and post-merger into discontinuous blocks. Defensive end Jim Marshall had 270 consecutive starts (across the merger) from 1961 to 1979 while playing for the Minnesota Vikings. Thanks to Heartless Libertarian for the tip. 
You see, Favre preceded Manning into the league by seven years (though he didn't start any games, and only played in two games, in the 1991 season he was signed to the falcons), and is 94 games up.

The problem is, Manning started the first week of his first season, Favre only played two games in his first season, then played the second and third game and started the fourth game of his second season. If Manning completes as many seasons as Favre does (which seems likely) without missing a game, he will beat Favres streak.

Not only that, but Manning is on a pace to exceed Favres total wins, total yards, total touchdowns, and total completions record; and already has a higher completion percentage, a lower interception and sack rate, and a higher win percentage.

Manning will almost certainly have more superbowl starts than Favre, by the end of his career, and likely more victories; as they are both currently tied at 1:1 (vs. Brady at 3 for 4, the third best quarterback in superbowl history behind Bradshaw and Montana both at 4 for 4. Elway started 5 but only went 2-3).

Mannings career QB rating at 95.5 is a full 10 points higher than Favres (in fact it's the second highest of any QB with more than 100 starts behind Steve Young) and is still going up, while Favres is going down.

At the end of this season, Favre will have had 301 starts for 305 games, and Manning 208 starts for 208 games. If Favre retired today, and Manning kept his own streak going, in 2016 he would beat Favres streak... and that is just unacceptable to Favre.

If all football were to end right now today, Brett Favre would go down in NFL history as the greatest quarterback of all time. If Manning were to beat his streak, AND any of his other major records (especially since he is intercepted and sacked so little) then Manning will go down as the greatest.

 A side note:  if I have been differentiating between "Best" and "Greatest", because I think they are two different things. Best is about talent and exceptional performance. Greatest may not be the single highest performer, but if they're in the top few, for 20 years, you just have to count them as "greatest" 
Tom Brady makes it two more seasons to beat Steve Young on games and starts, and remains performing at his current level or higher, he will probably be regarded as the "best" quarterback in terms of "talent" in the history of the NFl, though NOT the "greatest" in terms of overall career. 
As of today, I personally believe Brady is the most "talented" ever (with Marino just behind, who never turned the talent into victories; and Elway who lost as much as he won, and who was intercepted nearly as many times as he made touchdowns), and if he continues his career in this way he WILL be the "best"; but Young, Montana, Marino, Bradshaw, and Elway are currently all ahead of him because of the totality of their careers. 
Young, and Montana would still be on the list if it weren't for the teams they were  playing with; but on any other team, including todays Patriots, they'd be lower down on the list. On the other hand, Kurt Warner might have been on this list, if he had played with better teams. 
Neither Manning, nor Favre are as talented as Brady or any of the list above (though Manning is very close), and are not competing with the others for "Best", but because of their careers, one or the other must be considered the "Greatest". Right now it's Favre, but if Manning plays as many seasons as Favre, it will be Manning. 
But Brady, with 3 for 4 superbowl victories, and holding every single game, and single season passing record in the NFL and the superbowl, and probably several more superbowls left in him; barring injury I don't think it's in doubt. 
Brady  has the second highest career active QB rating at 93.5, 2 points behind Manning (and .2 behind Kurt Warner and 3.3 behind Steve Young). On any given Sunday, Brady he is a better QB than Manning, or Young (I discount Kurt Warners second highest passers rating, as his career overall doesn't warrant being rated so high). 
Bradys career rating is also still going up; and on average he makes more completions, touchdowns, and yards per game than either Manning or Steve Young, with fewer interceptions, and lower lost yardage. 
Brady is 62 games behind Manning, though only two seasons behind; because he started out the first two years of his career as a backup QB, and has had a few serious injuries missing 20 some games over his career as a starter. If he can avoid more serious injuries and maintain his performance for say, four more years, he is likely to retire with the highest QB rating of all time, as well as the third best superbowl record even presuming no more superbowl appearances. If he has one more start that ties him with Elway for starts, and even a loss beats Elways record. A victory would make him 4-1 in superbowls, tieing Montana and Bradshaw on appearances and beating them on victories.  
That still won't make him "the greatest", which will have to go to Favre, or Manning if he matches Favres longevity; but it will make him "the best" 

And that friends, is why Brett Favre still puts the pads on every Saturday.

He will not willingly retire until either he, or Peyton Manning, misses a game; or he tanks his QB rating so bad to continue would be an embarrassment.

I fully and firmly believe that the day either one misses a game, will be the day before Favre announces his retirement.

Monday, October 04, 2010

41-14 .... S'all I got to say...

Well, that and TWO turnovers, TWO touchdowns, TWO minutes...

 Offense, Defense, Special Teams... Don't matter... All scoring, no waiting...

Monday, September 13, 2010

Consistency and effort wins championships... Coasting won't do it.

I'm a bit irritated with my boys, the New England Patriots.

Yes, they had what, by the numbers, might be considered an impressive win this week, but I'm not buying it.

Frankly, everyone paying attention expecting the Pats to blow out the Bengals, no matter what the color commentators were trying to sell.

The Bengals were outplayed from minute 1 to minute 60, by a Patriots team that wasn't even giving 75%, and a quarterback who'd been in a car accident right before the game.

The Pats barely even show up out of the tunnel for the second half (after running up 24 unanswered points in the first half); allowing the Bengals to make up 18 points from a 31-3 deficit at the 32 minute mark, with 17 unanswered points, before finishing the Bengals off with a fourth TD at minute 53. The Bengals final TD was just to reduce the humiliation.

Frankly, they coasted, as they have shown an unfortunate tendency to do when they come up against a "weak" team over the past few years (which has bit them in the ass more than once).

The problem is, the Patriots think they can get away with that kind of thing. The sad part is, against the Jets, Buffalo, and Miami, they actually might be able to.

The Pats have one of the easiest schedules in the league the first half of the season; finishing it out with a bye, Baltimore, San Diego, and Minnesota, with game 8 at Cleveland.

I'm not calling these walkover games; but I'd expect at worst 5-3 out of the first 9 weeks, likely 6-2, and maybe 7-1 or even 8-0.... IF THEY STOP THIS COASTING.

The first half of the season, I expect a very tough game against Minnesota, and no idea how San Dog, or the Ravens, are going to perform. Both are teams with consistency issues, and SD had an awful pre-season (though frankly, the Pats weren't so hot either, I don't generally consider the pre-season very indicative of regular season performance).

Cleveland... OK I'll call it a walkover right now. As of today, there isn't a less impressive team in the AFC, except maybe KC.

The second half of the season gets a bit tougher; with what should be strong challenges from Pittsburgh in week 10, and Indy in week 11.

Week 12, another walkover against Detroit, the worst team in the NFL (used to be the Saints and Cardinals were worse, but that was while they still had Barry).

Week 13, at home against the Jets on Monday night, I'm not too worried.

Week 14 at Chicago... who knows. Chicago is another team with consistency issues. I'm not confident enough to call it right now, but frankly I'm not expecting a playoff performance from da Bears this season.

Week 15 at home against Green Bay should be a tough one. Again, they've had consistency problems since losing Favre (hell, even with Favre), but they're never an easy game.

Week 16 at Buffalo I'm expecting a win, just like in week 3.

The regular season final at home against Miami... Frankly, when has Miami ever been able to perform in New England, in winter?

So, I'm thinking worst case season, 10-6; best case, 14-2; likely, 12-4; and I expect to take the division, again (As we have done eight years out of the last nine. 2002... Just not a good year. 2008 was an example of coasting hurting us, though frankly, at 11-5 we had what would have been a playoff season most seasons).