How to Identify Where a Driver is From
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.
This was obviously not written by a Bostonian, or he'da known that Boston drivers have one KNEE on the wheel, one foot on the accelerator, one hand on the Herald (only commies read the Globe... except the sports page... too many New Yorkers) reading the sports scores, one holding their regulah dunkies up to their face.
