Folks don’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in: Alaska, California, Oklahoma, and Texas
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
It's funny cuz it's true
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