Sunday, March 25, 2012

Kinda NSFW - K's Theory of Economics

So I spent a goodly portion of the afternoon on the phone with my best friend back in AZ. As is usual, we were talking about our current issues in life and people that make them worse.

In specific, we discussed those lovely people who believe that the good things in life are finite, that they need to bring you down in order to make themselves feel better instead of striving for good things themselves.

K: It's exactly like the cock block theory of economics.
Mel: The what?
K: Oh, I haven't told you about my cock block theory of economics?
Mel: No?

K's Cock Block Theory of Economics: Say money equals sex. There is an infinite possibility for free sex wherever you look, you just have to try to get it. Lots of people, lots of options, lots of ways of getting sex. But some people think that it's limited, and that if someone is getting laid then someone else out in the world isn't getting laid and that's not fair. Or they want to get laid but don't see it happening, so they cock block everyone else.

So there's people cock blocking everyone else from having sex, and the sad part is that if they just let it happen there would be plenty of sex for everyone. But they're so busy cock blocking other people that they're not having sex, and no one else is having sex because they're being prevented from doing so.

Apply that to money, and you can see how people who prevent others from making money really just screw everyone over.