Friday, March 30, 2007

Consult the book of armaments

Tonight, we shall begin with the ritual cleansing of armaments; then proceed to the sacred stocking of the feeding devices.

..for tomorrow, we ride out to do war upon the evil Clay Bird, and his foul allies the cardboard box, the patterned paper, and the obsolete computer.

Let us pray brothers:

Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition.