You might be a survivalist if:Etc., etc., etc.
You have a cookbook all about Spam.
You consider your extra large ham radio antenna as “broadband”.
You know how to cook leather.
You’ve ever been on a Soviet “Potential Threat” list.
SWAT has ever asked to borrow a few of your guns.
Your new girlfriend comes over for the first time, and when she walks into the living room, the first thing she sees is your CHL regulation Man sized target with 50 holes in the chest area.
Your dog has more Emergency Rations than 95% of the U.S. population.
You’re the first person at the gun range on Dec 26th to try out your new toys, and the clerk knows you by your first name
The local supermarket manager knows to go ahead and open up the back dock doors when he sees you on a shopping trip.
Your home and property are more secure and better lit than Fort Knox or Area 51.
All the local restaurants know to save you all their 5-gallon buckets on Mondays and Thursdays.
None of your vehicles have electronic ignition or pollution control.
You know the tail numbers of all the helicopters in your area.
The magazines on your coffee table include American Survival Guide, Guns and Ammo, Soldier of Fortune, American Rifleman, Shotgun News and 4 -Wheeler.
You welcome a “mild” El Nino storm because you know its going to fill your cistern.
The power fails in your local movie theater, and you pull your flashlight from your belt and show yourself the way out.
You use your Gerber Tool to cut your steak at a fine dining establishment.
Your knife collection has its own footlocker.
We have our own "prepper" moments.
You might be a survivalist if:
* You've discussed how many rain barrels you need and where to build the water tower with your spouse.
* You receive a shipment of sea salt from Amazon, are thrilled to find it comes in a food-grade bucket and make plans to buy more.
* Your UPS guy, FedEx guy, and mail carrier all show up in the same day with various packages of tools and supplies.
Yes, this all happened today, why do you ask...
Cross-posted at We Few
