Because I am feeling thick as a brick at the moment... as in my head... as in another god damn sinus infection.
It's been going since Thursday, and was at its worst yesterday; but today sucked. Especially since I spent all day working on two hypercritical issues, neither of which is close to resolved.
Oh and, neither of which I should even be involved in.... But for some reason, I seem to be the only person able to drive the issues to resolution.
Of course both of them make me look better to senior management, which is always good, especially since I'm up for a major promotion (which I almost certainly won't get, but still...).