Or at least what used to be considered middle aged anyway. If you believe the viagra commercials I think "middle aged" is now supposed to be 60 or something.
As has been the case for a long time now, I'm old enough to know better, and young enough to do it anyway.
I've got the day off work, and I plan to enjoy it thoroughly, by doing...
... absolutely nothing involving actual effort, sleeping late, being as lazy as possible, and eating and drinking whatever I feel like...
Yeah... Sounds like a good plan.