Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Get Yourself Connected - Voice

In the first post of this series, I said I would split my posts on voice and data communications, because both are quite large subjects.

In this post we're going to cover voice comms while travelling.

First, remember our priorities:
  1. Voice comms, in and out, local, national, and international, mobile and fixed
  2. Medium speed data while mobile
  3. High speed data periodically
  4. Mobile device data
  5. Laptop data

Now, I have set my top priority as local, national, and international voice communications. That focuses my choices quite a lot; though only narrowing them a little bit.

First Priorities, then Technologies.

As I said in the introduction, "The first thing you need to know, is that the technologies available to you depend on where you're starting from, and where you're traveling to. There are a lot of possibilities here, and they're pretty much dictated by your geography."

Well... there is one major exception to that geography rule...

Satellite communications.

Ok, so first, let's limit the scope of the more detailed parts of this discussion to areas where local and mobile communications infrastructure is in place. If you're going to be traveling where there are no phone lines and no terrestrial mobile networks, you have to go to either long range radio, or satellite comms; and the detail of all that is a MUCH larger topic than I want to cover right now. We're just going to skim it.

Let me just say that in general, commercially available personal satellite communications are expensive, bulky, slow, poor quality, complicated, and unreliable.

Most of the above factors but expense can be mitigated to some degree or another with sufficient application of cash of course; but that just makes an already expensive proposition moreso.

Sattelite terminals (phones) can cost well over $1000 for even simple models, and actual usage charges can vary from as little as under $1 per minute, to as much as $15 per minute.

... but... if you really need it, you really need it; and cost becomes secondary.

Generally speaking Inmarsat is the most reliable service by far; but you pay for it. It has been around for 30 years, and it works pretty much everywhere except the poles, and in deep valleys and tunnels. It is also the most expensive major service, uses the most expensive bulkiest, equipment, and is either the slowest network (at "normal" prices), or the fastest, but most expensive network (at 5-10 times the price).

Generally speaking Iridium is in the middle for both cost and reliability; but their equipment is, frankly, crap. It is TOUGH crap though. Their availability has been slightly spotty over time, their call quality is all over the map, their data netowrking is slow and expensive, and on any given day there is a fair chance that they will just go out of business with no warning. Also, they are not maintaining their satellite constellation, nor are they adding new capacity, so they are at this point a dead end service.

Globalstar provides an infuriatingly inconsistent service. Although they provide excellent coverage geographically, as well as relatively high speed networking; their satellites are unreliable (they lofted a bad batch of S-band amplifiers in their primary constellation), and the band and encoding they are using seems to be impacted more seriously by environmental factors. So when it works, it works great, but service is simply unavailable, or seriously degraded, far more frequently than other networks.

Globalstar has three things going for them though: They are the cheapest by far (including the cheapest equipment), they offer the highest speed data networking at relatively reasonable rates (there are faster networks, they are just WAY more expensive), and they are the only major satellite phone company launching more satellites and adding capacity to their infrastructure (InMarSat is launching replacement capacity, but not expanding).

Theoretically Globalstars next full constellation of satellites will be in place in 2010, and that will eliminate the problems they've been having. Unfortunately, the rockets they're using for their satellite launches keep blowing up; so, who knows.

The other major curveball, and certainly the most irritating geographic restricting factor is...

Japan and Korea.

Let's get Japan and the ROK out of the way right away; because the answer there is simple, but irritating.

As an international traveller, you have very few options. Japan and the ROK use a proprietary CDMA based technology that isn't used anywhere else in the world; and up until recently no carrier offered any other type of service.

Generally speaking, if you travel to Japan, you will need to buy or rent a local phone. If you are traveling from Japan, you will need to buy a local phone wherever you are going (with one exception noted below).

The only good news is, the phones available locally in Japan and the ROK are excellent, and generally offer more features than do phones in other markets.

...Of course those features often include things like buying from vending machines, and mobile TV; which probably aren't all that compelling to a business traveler.

There is one exception to this however; in that the carrier Softbank, is now offering 3G only voice and data services over UMTS. So if you have a Quad band UMTS phone, you MAY be able to get service with it in Japan. They even use SIM cards; unfortunately as far as I know they don't sell SIM only packs or prepaid service.

The news is SLIGHTLY better for Japanese users traveling abroad though; because if you buy a quad band 3G phone for use with softbank, you will finally be able to use your phone on networks outside of Japan (presuming they support UMTS voice); whereas before they had no options.

Unfortunately, as 3G only, no matter where you travel (including in Japan) you're looking at a much more limited coverage area, with a lot more dead zones, and difficulties, than if you used a standard local CDMA carrier; so at this time I can't really recommend this route, and I think buying or renting a local phone is still the way to go.

Basically, with Japan out of the way, the entire rest of the world can be divided in two:

The US, and "Everywhere Else".


GSM is the world standard for mobile phones, as of 1991; and most countries around the world excepting Japan and South Korea, but including the US, have extensive GSM coverage.

You can visit the official GSM associations coverage map site here: http://www.gsmworld.com/roaming/gsminfo/index.shtml to get full maps of all GSM coverage around the world.

It is important to note that there are five radio frequency "bands" that GSM can operate on (technically there are 14, but 5 are used for mobile voice), 1900mhz, 1800mhz, 900mhz, 850mhz, and 450mhz; though the 450mhz band is very rarely used.

You will sometimes see these bands referred to as GSM-1900, GSM-1800, GSM-900, GSM-800 and GSM-400; even though technically those are not their exact frequencies.

The same communications technology is used across all five bands, but each one requires a different radio band available to it. Most phones are at least dual band, and over the past few years many phones have gone to tri-band or even quad band (I don't know of any phones that cover all five bands... in fact I don't know of any that cover the 450mhz band at all).

In the U.S. dual band GSM phones cover the 1900mhz, and 850mhz band. Tri band phones usually add the 900mhz band. Quad band phones usually at the 1800mhz band.

In Europe, dual band phones usually cover 900mhz and 1800mhz, add 1900mhz with tri-band, and 850mhz with quad band.

South and Central America generally follow the American convention (except for Brazil, Costa Rica, El Salvador, and Guatemala), Africa and Asia generally follow the European convention.

Basically, quad band should work everywhere on every network (at least those that allow it), and tri-band should work to at least a limited degree almost everywhere. If a phone is advertised as a "world phone" it is probably quad band, but may be a tri-band, so be sure to check closer.

For the world traveler, the best part about GSM, is that it is portable. All GSM carriers around the world use the same basic technology; and in general GSM phones can be transferred from network to network using a small chip called the SIM card (that stands for subscriber information module); provided the handset hasn't been specifically locked to a particular network (or that the user has unlocked the handset).

The SIM card allows every mobile subscriber to make their phone number independent of their phone. If your battery is dead, your phone is broken, or if your phone won't work on the network you have wherever you are at that moment (because it doesn't have that radio band); you can take the SIM card out, and swap it into a phone that IS working, and make and receive calls and text messages on your own account, with your own phone number, without changing anything on your service providers end (though roaming charges may apply).

Apart from coverage, this one feature makes GSM far more useful to the traveller in general than other mobile communications technologies.

Unfortunately, in the US, GSM is not the primary mobile communications technology. In the US, there are two basic technologies available for mobile voice services: GSM, and CDMA.

Though Europe adopted GSM as a single continent wide mobile standard in 1991, and much of the world decided to follow suit, the U.S. has never had a single standard. In fact up until recently every major carrier had their own network that often could not interoperate with other carriers networks; and still today, most mobile handsets cannot be used on another carriers network (though this is an adminsitrative restriction not a technical one).

U.S. carriers also generally have very restrictive contracts, that strictly limit what devices and applications you can use on their networks.You may only use an approved handset on a carriers network, in an approved way etc... etc...

If it sounds like a mess, it is. It's the primary reason why mobile phone adoption rates in the U.S. have historically been much lower than in the rest of the developed world; and why our mobile technology and infrastructure are so far behind, in comparison to most of Europe, Australia, and Japan.

In fact, in terms of mobile infrastructure, technology, and services available in the U.S. we're actually behind India, much of Africa, almost all of Europe and almost all of Asia. That includes countries that we consider third world.

The only region of the world we are clearly ahead of in this is Latin America (well... the corruption and unreliability in Africa put us ahead there too, but THEORETICALLY African networks could be better than ours... if it weren't Africa); and that's mostly because they followed our lead on mobile infrastructure, but did it worse. Even that is changing however, as since 2001 mobile carriers have been racing to build out as much GSM coverage as they can; to the point that even in some of the poorest, and most rural countries in the world, mobile phone service in urban areas is better than that in the U.S.

So, what's world traveler to do?

The picture in URBAN areas, everywhere around the world, outside the US, Japan, and South Korea is simple; buy GSM. If there is working mobile service where you're going, it will probably be GSM.

As I noted above, Japan and South Korea use their own proprietary systems; you'll just have to buy local (or take your chances with 3G voice coverage).

The picture in Latin America and Africa (and to a lesser extent Australia) is pretty muddled; because either there is GSM service, which is spotty to non-existent outside of major urban areas in most countries; or everything is completely incompatible with everything else.

Generally speaking, GSM is a good bet so long as you're staying urban; and if you aren't, you'll either have to buy local, use satcom, or live without connectivity.

The good news is, if there is any kind of service at all, there are usually relatively low cost prepaid phones available.

In the U.S. there are only two GSM mobile carriers, AT&T (which was a TDMA provider, but purchased/merged with Cingular and then converted to entirely GSM), and T-Mobile; and unfortunately, their coverage is somewhat limited outside of major urban areas and interstate highway corridors. This is primarily because GSM is relatively new to the U.S; only arriving here in a limited way in 1994; and extensive network buildout did not begin until 2001.

As time goes on, GSM coverage is rapidly improving; however the U.S. is a HUGE country, and it will be years before GSM coverage matches that of the other major technology, CDMA.

As of right now, there are 3 major (and a lot of minor and regional) carriers in the U.S. using CDMA: Verizon, Sprint-Nextel, and Alltel (and Sprint is near bankruptcy, and Alltel is being acquired by Verizon).

As I said, up until just a few years ago, they all maintained their own networks that had limited, if any, interoperability; but they have all recently switched to a CDMA technology that, at least, allows roaming across all of their networks.

GSM users are used to having transparent coverage wherever they go. This is a relatively new phenomenon for CDMA users... and in fact still has some issues, mostly to do with the way the carriers administer their systems rather than the underlying technologies (Sprint users often report difficulty roaming on Verizon networks for example).

CDMA phones are all carrier locked; and cannot be transferred across networks. In order to activate a CDMA phone, it's ESN/MEID/IMEI (which are hard coded into the phone, though technically they do not have to be; that's by carrier choice) have to be entered into the carriers system and linked into your account and subscriber information; usually by telephoning them.

So, what should a U.S. subscriber do if they want to travel to say, Europe?

If you are a U.S. subscriber, and you know that you will be traveling from the U.S. to Europe (or most of the rest of the world), your best bet is to buy a quad band GSM phone from T-Mobile or AT&T, and unlock it.

Then when you get to Europe you can just pick up a local SIM card, pop it in your phone, and be good to go.

You might be wondering why you would have to unlock the phones, since AT&T (through carrier network share agreements) and T-Mobile operate all over Europe?

Well, as usual, U.S. mobile providers are shafting their customers, by charging international out of network roaming rates on calls made on any network, even those owned by their parent companies.

That means you get charged the full $5-$6 a minute rate (or more - it may have gone up again recently) if you're a U.S. t-mobile subscriber traveling in Germany.

Worse still, the locking scheme T-mobile and AT&T use in the U.S. is incompatible with the scheme they use elsewhere, so you cannot use a local pre-paid SIM card in your phone unless you unlock it.

Thankfully, for most phones, unlocking is easy.

If you are a t-mobile customer they will unlock your phone on request, after you have been with them for at least 90 days. Just call up their customer service, tell them you'll be traveling outside of t-mobiles coverage areas, and they'll send you the unlock code for your specific phone within a few days.

AT&T can be more troublesome, they want to charge you money to unlock your phone, if they'll do it at all. How much they charge depends on what model of phone it is, and how long you've had it. For example, they won't unlock any phone within 6 months of you starting your contract with them, or receiving an "upgrade"; they won't unlock an iPhone 2G at all, and it's $200 to unlock an iPhone 3G.

Eventually, except for the iPhone, even AT&T will unlock your phone for free; once you've paid off a certain amount of the subsidy you got for the phone in the first place (usually $100 to $200 dollars for signing up for a contract); but you may have to hassle them to get them to do it.

Also, you may be able to get them to unlock your phone by calling up their international customer service line and telling them you will be travelling to Europe and need to use a foreign SIM.

Many phones can also be unlocked with special software, and sometimes a special cable, that you can buy over the internet. Some can even be unlocked with "secret" codes, that you can also buy over the internet.

Oh and of course you can always buy an unlocked phone in the first place; though you'll usually pay $100-$300 over the service providers price for the phone, and there may be no warranty.

It is very important to note, although carriers don't LIKE you unlocking your phone, it is PERFECTLY LEGAL for you to do so; and carriers will not terminate your contract for unlocking your phone, or for using an unlocked phone.

If for some reason you take your phone abroad with you, but don't want to swap SIM cards (for example you don't intend to make or receive calls, but you want to keep your standard phone number active in case someone needs to call you in an emergency) you need to remember to disable your voicemail, and any data services before you leave; or you're going to get hit with hefty roaming fees.

What's that? You get roaming fees even if you don't answer the calls?

Oh yes my friends, yet another example of the carriers shafting the customer. When you recieve a call but don't answer it, the call is routed to you internationally, then routed back to your home network to your voicemail mailbox... for which the carrier will charge you DOUBLE the international roaming charge per minute; once for the incoming call, once for the transfer to voicemail.

Trust me, just get a local SIM card, and set up call forwarding back home. You can set your home network mobile number to forward calls to a landline (or even better a VOIP line), and then have that line set to forward calls to whatever your number is wherever you are traveling. It's more complicated, but you will be able to recieve calls on your home network mobile number at a FAR lower cost (typical $0.10 to $0.50 per minute rather than $5 per minute or more).

What if I can't or don't want to use AT&T or T-Mobile?

If you're a U.S. subscriber, and you're already in a contract with someone other than t-mobile or AT&T, you're still reasonably well off; because Europe has a very different mobile phone culture than here in the U.S.

Whereas here, the dominant market condition is long term contracts; throughout most of Europe, most people are on low cost pay as you go plans.

Almost all phones are available without contract at relatively low prices; and air time is available on a pay as you go basis, with topup cards sold in every corner shop. You can also top up online, and from special phone numbers that you dial in and give a credit card.

Most of these phones are carrier locked, but they are generally NOT nationality locked; so if you choose a carrier that operates all over Europe, you can usually swap with a local SIM card from one of those countries. Also, it is generally easier to unlock phones in Europe than in the U.S., with unlock codes readily available for most phones; as well as unlocked phones readily available in many shops (be careful of scams though).

Oh and of course, all of these benefits are available with a SIM only pay as you go account as well, presuming you have a compatible phone (quad band, or euro dual band GSM). You just pop into any phone shop, buy a SIM card, and you get a new phone number and some minutes, and away you go.

Most carriers across Europe offer RELATIVELY low cost international voice roaming, and may offer NO extra cost international roaming within their own networks (O2, Orange, T-mobile, and Vodafone all offer some type of special plan for international roaming).

Also, all of the major GSM carriers have cross charging agreements with each other, so even if there is an international roaming charge, it's relatively small in comparison to the stiff penalties US callers pay.

For example, O2, one of the largest carriers in Europe; has a standard tarriff for their pay as you go service, of 19 cent per minute, national in network calling to land lines, 49 cent national in network calling to mobile networks other than O2, and no out of network roaming fee within the nation of your SIM registration. O2 charges 15 cent to call landlines in most of Europe, 30 cent to call mobiles. Finally, their rate when calling from out of your national area (say your SIM is Irish and you're calling from Spain) is 29 cent per minute to receive a call, and 59 cent per minute to make a call, on any mobile network in the EU (note that is euro cents, not U.S. cents).

That's a fair bit of difference from typical US international roaming rates at $5 a minute.

Why the different rate between landlines and mobiles?

From a U.S. subscribers perspective, the most different (and probably the best) thing about European phone service is that it is "caller pays".

What does that mean?

On both U.S. and European mobile networks, when you make a call, you pay. Right, we all get that.

However, on U.S. mobile networks, the person you are calling ALSO pays THEIR carrier to receive the call.

I bold that, because it's something important for foreign readers traveling in the U.S. to understand; and because it typically boggles their minds, catches them unaawares, and often triggers a sense of righteous outrage (as it should).

That means the phone call is effectively being paid for twice. Worse, you have to pay for the privilege of receiving junk phone calls, telemarketing etc...

On most European networks, if you call someone on a mobile (whether from another mobile or a landline), the caller pays the extra charge; and there is no charge to receive calls.

It may sound complicated, but it's very important when you're on a pay as you go plan, because you can't be run out of minutes by other people calling you. Other people can call you, and you can talk as long as you want, and not have to pay.

The same goes for text messages by the way; which not only tend to be cheaper in Europe, but you only pay for outgoing messages, not incoming. Here in the U.S. they tend to ding us at $0.20 a piece, for both incomign AND outgoing messages.

This is why pay as you go is the most common option in Europe by the by; and why up until recently it has not been common in the U.S. As far as I'm concerned, we get a hell of a raw deal here, having to pay for incoming calls and text messages.

Alright, what if I'm traveling from Europe to the U.S.?

That is a slightly more complicated answer; because you have to take coverage into account, since U.S. GSM carriers have far less coverage area than CDMA carriers.

First step, figure out where you are going, then look at the coverage maps for AT&T wireless, and T-Mobile.

You can see that in urban and suburban areas, AT&T has excellent coverage, with some gaps; and T-mobile is pretty good, though not quite as good as AT&T. Outside of major urban areas though, coverage is pretty spotty. Also, GSM is more sensitive to the "urban canyon" effect than CDMA, and local environmental factors can blank it out more easily.

Presuming where you are traveling to has coverage, then go ahead and get yourself a quad band phone, and unlock it.

Once you get to the U.S. you can buy a SIM only pay as you go card from either T-Mobile for $10 including 10 minutes of airtime or AT&T for either $30 or $40, with anywhere from $20 to as much as $50 worth of minutes depending on whatever special offer they've got going on at that moment.

...You may have to speak clearly and slowly to explain to the people in the store that you don't actually want a phone though; I've found that most of the T-mobile and AT&T store employees don't even know you can get just a SIM only.

Also, you can only get the SIM only packages at corporate owned stores; and just because they have the sign and logo doesn't mean they are a real AT&T or T-Mobile stores. You can find out which ones are corporate stores from their web sites.

Though actually, before you go for a SIM only package, you may want to take a look at what phone deals they have going. In the U.S. mobile phone companies are constantly changing their promotional offers, to try and drum up more business; and you'd be surprised what kind of deal you could get. You could wind up with a second phone, and just as many minutes, for $5 more than the SIM by itself. This is especially true at the non-corporate owned stores; who are always trying to push through their inventory as fast as they can.

If you don't have a tri or quad band phone, and don't feel like buying one; again, picking a phone up locally is no big deal; but at that point you should consider a CDMA phone, as well as GSM.

Verizon has the best coverage of any network nationwide. They even have agreements with some cities to have underground cell sites in the subways, overhead cell sites on commuter trains, and microcell repeaters in some major office buildings, sports stadiums etc...

They have horrible customer service (though Sprint is even worse) and I generally don't like their phones; but if you're only going to be here a few weeks, and you're going to be on pay as you go anyway, what do you care, so long as you get coverage right?

The only real issue with Verizon as a Pay as you go provider specifically, is that their plans are pretty bad. First, they have an activation fee for their pay as you go phones; over and above what they charge you for the phone itself. They charge a per day fee for every day you use the phone, not just a per minute fee; then they stack a per minute fee, and roaming charges on top of that.

The good news is, there are several other pay as you go providers that use the Verizon network through network sharing agreements, that don't have such egregiously bad rates. You get all the network coverage, with less costs.

For example, TracPhone offers both CDMA, and GSM phones; and piggybacks on the provider network of any of the three major CDMA carriers (the GSM phones only use AT&Ts GSM network), at a flat rate of about $0.20 per minute, with no roaming or national long distance charges anywhere in the US.

Virgin Mobile, which uses the Sprint-Nextel network (far less coverage than Verizon in the west; about the same in the east), has rates that start at $0.20 per minute, and go down to as little as $0.025 per minute if you buy 1000 minutes at a time. They also offer monthly prepaid plans, for between $25 an $80 ($25 gives you 200 anytime, plus 500 night and weekend minutes. $80 gives you unlimited minutes) , with no roaming, anywhere in the U.S. Oh and Virgin Mobile offers better international long distance rates than any other provider as well ($0.10 to ireland, $0.20 to the UK and other countries are similar).

The only problem with all of these CDMA providers, is that none of them offer nationwide, pay as you go data services. They all make you use their proprietary, phone only (no tethering to your laptop) browser based email and web services... and they all charge a fair bit for that.

At least with AT&Ts GSM service, you can get real data services for $20 a month on a prepaid account.

Which is a neat segue into the next post in the series, DATA (including VOIP), coming tomorrow.


Get Yourself Connected - Introduction

I live and die by my connectivity.

I'm a remote worker. I get into my actual corporate offices about once every three months. I need voice and data connectivity for every aspect of my job.

Not only that, but I remotely manage and support dozens of systems, a large number of websites (about 30 domains, and a number of sites per domain), and a couple web forums etc...

Basically all my work depends on me having connectivity, wherever I go.

The good part of that is, I can work from anywhere, so long as I can get that connectivity.

The bad part of that is, I can work from anywhere, so long as I can get that connectivity.

Heck, it seems the only place we're safe from work interruption anymore is in a tunnel.

A couple weeks back we were having our usual Wednesday "friends night", which is about what it sounds like; and one of our guests was a co-worker, who unfortunately had to log in to work remotely a couple times, and spend much of the night walking another co-worker through some configurations on new systems, that he was having trouble with.

Irritating... but honestly, we're used to it.

The upside is, I can take vacations without taking days off; because I can work from the hotel during the day, while the family is out by the pool or summat (okay, some might not consider that a plus... )

Which is starting to bring us to the point of this post.

I used to travel a lot as part of my job. By "a lot" I mean 200+ days a year away from home, 3+ days a week on an airplane. I never hit a million miles in a single year, but I did break 500,000 more than once.

Not only that, but I traveled internationally a lot; and had to deal with maintaining connectivity (and my devices) throughout the world.

Thankfully, I don't have to deal with that anymore; but the experience certainly taught me very firm lessons about what works, what doesn't work, and how much it all costs, when it comes to staying connected while traveling.

So, a few days ago, when a Scandinavian traveler related some of his difficulties in getting data service in the U.S. on a recent trip; I had some relevant advice and experience to share. After writing it up, I thought hey, that might be a useful blog post"... and so here we are.

Step one, define your priorities:

Alright, first we need to define what our key elements of connectivity are, and prioritize them.

Without question, my number one priority is local, national, and international voice calling. My business absolutely runs on the conference call. I can live without data connectivity for a while, but I cannot work at all without voice comms. I need them when I'm mobile, and when I'm in a fixed location.

In my case, I need to call out, more than I need people to be able to call in to me; but some might have a more balanced need there (sales folks especially).

My second priority is basic data services. At a minimum I need to be able to send and receive email, and get remote command line access to my systems. I can go without higher bandwidth services for some period of time if necessary, but they make my life easier, and there are some things I can't do without them (like remote desktop).

Third, I need to be able to connect my laptop to data, as well as getting data on whatever mobile device I might be using.

I need these services while I'm mobile, as well as wherever I am staying; though again, voice is more critical while I'm mobile, and data can usually wait, at least a few hours.

So, that's a pretty clear set of priorities:
  1. Voice comms, in and out, local, national, and international, mobile and fixed
  2. Medium speed data while mobile
  3. High speed data periodically
  4. Mobile device data
  5. Laptop data

Next, let's talk about the technologies and services available to us.

The first thing you need to know, is that the technologies available to you depend on where you're starting from, and where you're traveling to. There are a lot of possibilities here, and they're pretty much dictated by your geography.

Also, I'm going to split voice and data services into two different posts; because although they are definitely related, they are best explained and considered separately.

So, let's get started, this is a big subject...

A Wise Tactic for Obamassiah


The First day... half day really....

Well, today we a hell of a day wasn't it.

theguncounter.com started today with 18 users, and 38 posts; all from the closed beta begun late last week.

12 hours after we opened registration (remember, 12 not 24), we hit 160 members, and almost 430 posts; which I believe is more than the gunthing.com forums ever did in any three day period (though that may only be a two day record, I'm not sure).

Update: Ok, after 24 hours, we're at 200 members, and 540 total posts. I suspect we'll see another day or two of this level of activity, then things will smooth out and settle down a bit.

One thing that's really nice to see, is that in addition to getting almost all of the core community members from the old forums, we're also seeing a lot of new people. Always good to help the community grow.

I guess y'all are happy to be there. Well, we're more than happy to have you . Keep it up, this is getting fun.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Throwing Open the Doors

Well, http://theguncounter.com is officially open to the public

There’s still some wet paint and plaster around, but otherwise we’re good to go.

Here’s a link to the forums: http://theguncounter.com/forum/

And to registration: http://www.theguncounter.com/forum/ucp.php?mode=register

Here's our welcome message:
This community was originally formed around the forums at what eventually became gunthing.com; which I have been a member of since the day they opened (I wrote the 4th new topic posted) just over four years ago.

I've had the pleasure of moderating those forums for most of the past four years. I think that in that time, we've built the best internet community I've ever been a part of.

Unfortunately, the owners of gunthing.com have announced that they are retiring from blogging, and as part of their retirement will be closing the forums down.

Thankfully, many of the members of the gunthing.com community don't want to see it go away. We've formed a tight knit community, and we'd like to keep it together.

So, I, and the other current moderators of the gunthing.com forums, CombatController, 308Mike, and Randy; have opened theguncounter.com as a new community site, forum, and wiki; for the members of the gunthing, and for anyone else who cares to join, is interested in the community, and is willing to follow the (pretty simple) rules.

Let me be clear, this new site is only affiliated with the gunthing.com in that we will share some members. theguncounter.com is not owned, operated, or affiliated with gunthing.com in any way.

When the gunthing.com forums were first split off; we sort of chartered ourselves as a place where people could go and talk about... well, all the things that you would talk about standing at the counter in your local gunshop... except without the tactical tommies, and the nosales people (if you don't know what either of those are, you really do need to join our community).

I thought that gun counter metaphor was a pretty good one for the kind of community we've formed. It really captures the type of talk we do... A bit of bragging (not too much), a bit of joking, a bit of pride in our toys and our kids, and our hobbies and adventures ... and a WHOLE HECK OF A LOT OF ARGUING... In a good natured way of course.

So here we are, at theguncounter.com forums.

Update: The gunthing.com site, wiki, and forums have been shut down. Our announcement regarding this is on our front page.

Hah, I have conquered MobileMe despite Apple "support"

Well, that was a stone ass bitch.

After a month of no response from Apple on my MobileMe issues, I finally called them Friday the 8th of August, and insisted on receiving escalated support.

I spent two hours between giving meticulous notes of every step I had taken thus far, and going through various escalation "managers" etc...

They assured me that someone would CALL me back within 24 hours. I said specifically and directly "Don't lie to me here, tell me when they're really going to get back to me. If it's a couple days, I'll live with it; at least it'll be honest".

Again, they assured me it would be within 24 hours.

I then said specifically and directly "If I get nothing but an email from first level support suggesting that I repeat all the steps I've already taken, I'm going to be VERY angry".

Again they assured me I was at the second level of escalation, and that I would get a senior engineer, who would have read and researched my case.

Wednesday the 13th of August, I received the following email:
Dear Christopher,

My name is Mike. I am a MobileMe Support Specialist, and it has been brought to my attention by AppleCare that you are experiencing issues with your MobileMe account.

I apologize that it took a little while to respond to you. As a result of the overwhelming interest in MobileMe, the MobileMe Specialist team is receiving higher volumes of email than normal.

If I understand this issue correctly, you are having trouble syncing calendars between Outlook and MobileMe. Please let me know the results of the troubleshooting in this article, including testing in a new Windows user if the earlier steps in the article do not resolve the issue:

MobileMe: Troubleshooting Windows Syncing
http://support.apple.com/kb/TS1681

This will help isolate the direction of further troubleshooting.

It was also mentioned that you weren't able to reach chat support due the button always being unavailable, you may want to try clearing your browser cache as this sounded very unusual to us. Chat support is open from 8 am to 8pm Central Time every day.

Sincerely,

Mike
MobileMe Support Specialist
I was... displeased.

I initially spent over an hour composing a very detailed two part reply, in which I went over all the steps I had taken and all the results I had thus far; as well as describing the customer support experience I had thus far, and how it was unsatisfactory, and against best practices of customer support and customer relationship management.

Only MobileMe ate it.

Oh yes, I forgot to mention, I received this email through the MobilMe account that I was having a problem with, and MobilMe mail went down several times during this time period.

Anyway, I decided to save my sanity and not attempt to re-write the long detailed email, and threw my hopes upon the wind, that someone had actually listened to the troubleshooting notes I had given.
"I just spent over an hour writing a very detailed and extensive reply, going into everything I've done, the results etc...

I clicked the send icon, and my window blanked, only to come up with an empty reply form; and nothing in either drafts or sent items; even though I AM set to autosave drafts and sent items.

I'm even angrier than I was before... and that's really saying something.

Please, before we continue, read the notes I spent an hour and 45 minutes giving to the support specialist, customer support manager, and escalation manager last Friday please. They should have an extremely detailed account of what I have done, which includes everything in that link, and every other link I could find relating to the topic.

If those notes are not there... Well, I wouldn't be surprised at this point, but I would be even more irritated."
Alas, my hopes were disappointed; though my expectations were satisfied:
Please keep in mind that AppleCare Customer Relations is an administrative team whose primary focus is hardware repair administrative issues and is not a technical team and so they are not able to relay detailed technical related information that is as specialised as MobileMe. What was relayed to me was that you had done "all of the troubleshooting online" but the specific tasks and results -- especially of testing in a new Windows user -- was not available to me to review.

With composing a long email, you might not be aware that you can set up Outlook for Windows to send and receive your MobileMe email. You can find the details for this here:
Honestly, I have to say that if I could have reached THROUGH the intertubes and choked the crap out of this person right then and there, I would have.

It's amazing how one can be so dense, and yet be condescending and arrogant at the same time... while still being first level tech support....

Where does Apple find these people? I swear they must all be New York Actor/Waiter/Playwrights or something.

At any rate, I replied in more detail:
"As I noted last week, yes the problem occurs on a new windows user account, on several different windows computers, running XP, Vista 32, and Vista 64. I haven't tried it on my mac, because I don't run Entourage; but I need it to sync properly with Outlook.

I should note, iTunes direct sync with Outlook works just fine. I can sync calendars and contacts with no issues direct to iTunes and my iPhone. It is only MobilMe that has the problem.

Ive gone as far as setting up a test box with a brand new clean install of Windows, then installing Outlook and iTunes fresh and importing my contacts and calendar into a clean .pst file. Then I'll do a reset sync, and then a normal sync just to make sure. The sync always appears successful on the computer side, but may or may not populate the calendar or contacts on MobileMe. Sometimes the data populates sometimes it doesn't.

If it DOES populate the calendar and contacts, within an hour or so, for no apparent reason and without syncing again, the calendar and contacts will erase themselves off of MobilMe. If I have syncing enabled, they will also erase themselves off my iPhone and even out of outlook.

After that first sync, no later sync will populate changes, and doing a sync reset will have no effect.

Recently, the contacts stopped erasing themselves, though the calendar still does. Still neither will sync any changes after that first sync.

Just in the last few days, a new symptom has arisen, where suddenly for no apparent reason, I now have 10 calendars in MobileMe, all titled either home or work, all blank; and I cannot delete them or adjust any of their properties.

After the first sync working and subsequent failing, I have tried uninstalling all Apple software, going as far as going into the registry manually to pull it out; rebooting, uninstalling outlook, rebooting, then reinstalling everything cleanly on a different user account, and trying to sync, and again nothing. Then I try a reset sync, and a regular sync, and again nothing.

At this point my calendar and contacts database entries in my MobilMe account appear to be in an inconsistent state, and I believe they need to be cleared out from the server side, as I can no longer add or delete contacts or calendar entries, even manually."
Unfortunately he never did clear out my original account as I asked, but he did create a nifty testing account for me to use, so that we could better isolate the problems.

I went through the suggested steps again only using the new testing account... nothing. I went through my own procedure again, nothing. I ran it on four different PCs, two XP, one Vista 32, one Vista 64, nothing. On each computer sync appeared to succeed, but at no point did MobileMe populate calendars or contacts.

In the meanwhile, I had tested calendar sync with Google Calendar Sync, various SyncML services, and a few others; and I found them all unsatisfactory, until I found Calgoo, which works a treat and lets you sync from multiple data sources, two multiple endpoints if you like; plus it's free.

So, all of the windows solutions worked to some degree or another, and Calgoo worked perfectly; ...so I thought about what was different between MobileMe, and the working windows sync apps.

The first obvious thing, is that the people who coded MobileMe, and especially AppleSyncAssist (the actual executable that does the sync for MobileMe) were very lazy, and not particularly competent (a well designed but poorly coded app is worse than the reverse)....

Ok, so what is MobileMe missing that is critical, necessary, important etc...

The obvious one is that there is no proxy support whatsoever; even though there is no reason not to have it. However in this circumstance, I wasn't testing from behind a proxy.

The other thing that I noted, was that you could choose to "sync with outlook", but it didn't allow you to choose what Outlook profile, mailbox, or folders to sync with...

Ooooohhhh, I think I'm on to something here...

You see, Outlook allows users to have multiple profiles, each of which has it's own sets of "folders"; and each profile can have multiple sets of personal information folders, that are stored together in a bundle file called a .pst. Although you can only have one profile open at a time, each profile can have several of these folder sets open at a given time (though your email accounts will always be set to deliver new email to just one of them).

Now, the default location in older versions of Outlook USED to be "personal folders", and if you upgrade from an older version, or if you create a "new personal folder file" the first time you start outlook, then that will remain the default location.

However, like most corporate users, I don't USE the personal folders as my default location. In fact, I don't even have a personal folders file, I use the Mailbox folder, which syncs with my corporate exchange server, and leaves the data up on the server. This allows me, and to a limited extent my co-workers (they can see my free/busy times on my calendar) to access my data from multiple computers, from web interfaces, and if I had a blackberry, through it as well. An offline copy is downloaded to your local installation every time you sync up, and is also stored in a local file, which sync programs should be able to access.

I had a thought... could Apples engineers be that stupid, lazy, and Apple centric.... yes they could.

My thought was simple. Apple programmed the MobileMe sync app to only check the "personal folders" file, and only the default profile for the user account (it's a registry setting that's invisible if you don't have multiple profiles); and if that set of folders didn't exist, the behavior was erratic.

Seemingly, MobileMe fell back on the default delivery location, but for some reason didn't treat the data appropriately if it wasn't from the "Personal Folders" file. Most of the time it wouldn't sync at all; but inexplicably, sometimes it would sync once, and then never again.

So, I did some experiments. I created a new personal folder but didn't name it "Personal Folders", and copied all my data into it then tried to sync.

Nope.

Ok, then I changed the new folder to my default location and tried... still nothing.

So I then renamed my PST folder internally (not the file name; that can be anything you want) to "Personal Folders"; but didn't make it my default delivery location. Again nothing.

Finally, I changed my default delivery location to "Personal Folders". and suddenly, everything syncs just fine.

So I tried it on my other three boxes, and had the exact same results. None of them would sync properly without those settings, but they all synced perfectly with them.

So, MobilMe MAY be able to sync with your system in a way other than I describe, but its behavior will be erratic, and you may lose data. If you want to get it done right, you need to use "Personal Folders" in your default profile, named properly, and then set them to be your default delivery location.

Anything else, and MobileMe might decide to stop syncing with you, or just pitch your data with no warning.

Unfortunately, that was all in my test account. I still had the problem of the inconsistent database; so I went back to my clean box (virtual machines are so nice for that) installed Outlook and mobile me, and did a reset sync with empty calendars and address books, and all of a sudden no more 10 frozen calendars.

So, I now have Outlook on two computers syncing both with MobilMe, and with Goggle calendars using calgoo, so that I can share my synced calendars with Mel over Gcal. MobileMe DOES support calendar sharing, but only for iCal users. Great.

Honestly, this whole thing is a major feature incompleteness issue. The reason the windows sync programs allow you to pick specific calendars (and address books for that matter), is because Outlook lets you have multiple calendars. If you can't do the same, then really you don't support Outlook.

I was able to work around this and fix it, but many if not most corporate users don't have that opportunity... you DID want to get those users right Apple? After all it WAS part of your major push and all.

Finally, after more than a month, I can now sync wirelessly with my iPhone, and across multiple computers; with secondary sync to Google for shared calendars.

Now Apple, the whole world needs you to fix your Outlook support; and I specifically need calendar sharing for those of us who don't use iCal... Oh and basically every corporate user needs proxy support.

... Oh and a teensy bit of reliability please? Thanks.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Holy Fuck... Thurston Moore is 50

Shit I feel old.

Here's probably their most famous song "Kool Thing"



Fuck... Joan Jett is 50 next month.

... Well at least Black Francis is only 43, and Dicky Barrett is only 44.

Friday, August 15, 2008

The Rules

These are the rules for theguncounter.com .

I thought I'd post these over here so y'all can take a look. Feel free to adopt them for your own should you so choose.



These rules are established to protect the members of our community, and establish guidelines for conduct while participating in it. By participating in this community you agree to abide by these rules.

Terms:

1. This site is not a democracy: This site is operated by the site management for our amusement, and for the benefit of our user community. We are not a democracy, we are a benevolent dictatorship. We do not observe the first amendment here; this is private property and you don't have a "right" to use our site to say whatever you want. Our site, our rules, if you don't want to play by them, go somewhere else.

2. No "Popular Revolutions" : There is a lower subspecies of internet dweller that gets off on fomenting rebellion in user communities, building background power bases, starting splinter groups and factions etc... This type of behavior is NOT tolerated here under any circumstances. You may criticize the management all you want, but keep in mind rule 1.

3. This site is not: A for sale site, an adult web site, a dating site, a commercial advertising site, a PR site, or your personal website.

We allow the occasional NSFW posting if it is appropriate to the topic at hand. We allow vulgar and profane language within limits. We allow "for sale" notices to be posted, if the item for sale is of interest to the members, and with prior permission from site management only. Other than that, take a look at the descriptions above, and don't do that. If you do, we reserve the right to alter any posts you make, humiliate you, shame you, and otherwise make you wish you had never seen this site. You should know, our management team is creative, and has a fine sense of irony... and of vengeance.

4. Don't be an Ass: This is a CIVIL community. We don't censor language, and we don't generally restrict topics or content (except as noted below) but we do expect civil behavior. Excessive rudeness, personal attacks, argumentum ad-nauseum, hobby horsing and other ass-like behavior are not allowed. Note: What constitutes "being an ass" is entirely at the discretion of site management. Trolling and flaming, are definitely part of "being an ass".

5. Leave your pathology at home: You can be a racist, or a communist, or an alien abduction conspiracy theorist, all you want, but you can't be that here. You can be as controversial as you want providing you are civil, but if you start spouting off toxic bull, or espousing things offensive to our civil community, you will be warned, then banned... or if severe enough just banned. Again, remember rules 1 and 3.

Controversy and Argument are ENCOURAGED, but BE CIVIL, and be LEGAL. If you need us to explain to you how to be civil, perhaps this is not the community for you. If you write something that will get us sued, arrested, or shut down, it will be deleted, and you will be at least warned and possibly banned.

I should note, this means that leftists are welcome here, however espousing a leftist philosophy is not, unless you are willing to engage in reasoned discourse and debate; and keep civil. The same applies to religious evangelism. You can follow whatever religion you want to, and you're welcome here; but you may not use our site as a platform for your views. You MAY engage in civil debate on them, if you are able to.

Oh and any suggestion that our fundamental right to keep and bear arms should be eliminated, or restricted more than say Arizona state law does (and we're even a bit iffy on that) is NOT going to be civil behavior in this community.

Conditions:

What constitutes a violation of these rules is exclusively at the discretion of site management.

Penalties for violations of these rules are also exclusively at the discretion of site management. Remember rule number 1.

You will not be banned for being controversial, you will not be banned for disagreeing with the site management. You WILL be banned for egregious violations of the rules, or for repeated violations after warning.

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

Or in this case, the number of minutes spent in line.

A little backstory first...

All of the Dunkin Donuts franchises in the Metro Phoenix area closed some months ago. This upset Chris somewhat, as he is from Boston and practically grew up on chocolate glazed donuts from DD. This also upset me, as I lost one of my favorite ways of a.) getting him an inexpensive "I was thinking of you" treat and b.) getting him the occasional hot breakfast.

About a month back, billboards and signs started popping up. "Grand Opening on August 15th". DD renovated 7 stores in the area and planned all the openings for the same day.

I let all of this slip from my mind though, at least until this morning.

After I dropped the kids off at school I headed to the grocery store for a few perishable odds and ends. I remembered the reopening of the local DD and decided I'd treat Chris and give him chocolate glazed donut and hazelnut coffee fix.

On the way to the grocery store I passed by the DD in question. The parking lot was full. The parking lots of the other stores in the plaza were full, and I was pretty sure the cars weren't there for the gym.

Then I turn the corner, and I see the line...

Last time I saw a line that long I was standing in it, waiting for the iPhones. Except this line was longer.

As it was 8:10 at this point, I was hoping, hoping that most of these people needed to get to work, and that by the time I'd be done with the grocery store the line would be shorter.

At 8:38, having finished my grocery run, I returned to the DD at Thomas and Hayden. This is what I saw:


The line had not gotten shorter, just longer. But I was on a mission, and so I joined my fellow DD addicts. In front of me were a City of Scottsdale police officer, a Scottsdale firefighter, and a bureaucrat from the city. No, the line could not have been more stereotypical.

Immediately in front of me though, was a man from North Scottsdale. A while later his wife came to the line, holding a purebred flea attracter (i.e. lapdog) and asking the nice lady handing out samples if there was a vegetarian option on the menu. I wanted to scream at her to get the hell out of my donut shop.

But I didn't. Despite the fact that I was standing in a long, barely moving line in 84 degrees and 48% humidity (hello sauna) I kept my mouth shut.

20 minutes after joining the line, I finally made it to the front doors:

I have never seen so many boxes of donuts in my life. Almost everyone one in line bought a dozen more, and once I saw someone grab 5. Not just donuts were being sold though; every kind of coffee, sandwich, cookie, and munchkin made its way out the doors while I was waiting in line. 3 members of the staff worked non-stop replenishing the donut supply while 2 worked filling donut orders, 3 filled coffee and sandwich orders, and 2 ran the registers. They somehow managed to serve 200 customers in an hour and a half, most with large orders.

The chocolate glazed donuts never stayed in stock, and I never saw a single batch of them come out while I was waiting inside.

So I did the next best thing. I spotted chocolate glazed munchkins still in stock, and kept my mouth shut hoping no one else would notice.

The cop noticed. By the time I placed my order only 6 remained, and they became mine.

At 9:19 I finally managed to pay, and got my hands on the holy grail of DD, the mighty chocolate glazed donut (in hole form unfortunately) and an XL hazelnut coffee, light & sweet.

All to spoil the hell out of my hubby.

Now that's love.

Mel

Remember Rule 34

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Ready For TheGunCounter.Com Beta TEST

Ok guys, we're ready to start beta testing. I'm emailing some folks directly, some others if you want to email me, go ahead and drop me a line.

Oh, and for those of you who were banned over at the old site, this new site is a clean slate with two exceptions:

1. Those who were banned for spamming, violating the rules egregiously, doing illegal things etc...

2. Those who were banned then allowed back, then banned again.

Sorry guys, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A little focus elsewhere at the moment

Sorry for the relative lack of content over here folks, but I've been busy setting up the new forums at http://theguncounter.com.

As of right now we're still in beta lockdown, and there's nothing but a placeholder there while we finish tweaking things, and... you know... actually generating content.

We should be accepting "public beta" user registrations in a few days though. Just a few people we know and trust not to break things TOO bad while we work the kinks out.

I'm hoping to be fully live some time next week.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's too bloody early in the morning.

But it's worth it to get up so early, because...

It's daughter the younger's first day of school.

Daughter the older starts tomorrow.

Soon the house will be quiet for the first time in months, and I will know what its like to work uninterrupted. Yay!

Mel

If you like Old Skool

Check out "The Cool Kids".

First real old skool rap(well... Old Skool by todays definition, new school by the 80s definition. What came between Old School and Gangsta is"new school".) I've heard out of a new artist in years; and it's pretty good.

For many of my readers this is going to be surprising, but there is in fact GOOD Rap.

Thing is, rap shouldn't be taken as music. Hip-hop is music (mostly very bad music, though there are exceptions - Tribe called quest, De La Soul etc...); but real honest to god rap, is poetry set to a beat. If you take that for what it is, you might find you can appreciate it.

Listen to KRS One, Eric B and Rakim, Common, Talib Kweli, Jurassic 5, Dilated Peoples, Freestyle Fellowship, the Lyricists Lounge sessions etc... and you'll hear what I mean.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Behold the second coming of the JesusPhone; is it not nifty?


So, I was originally going to post a big iPhone review right at launch; but there were so many problems with the launch, and so many people writing reviews; that I figured maybe I'll hold off, wait for problems to show up and/or be fixed, and just see how we liked the phone, and how we lived with it for a while, before I wrote a real review.

Well, it's now a month to the day since the launch, and Mel and I have been living with our iPhones day in and day out. Time to get down to it.

I guess just to get it out of the way, before we go any deeper what's the three word review?

Fantastic and maddening.

The iPhone 3G is seriously the best smartphone or PDA I've ever had. It's miles beyond any Windows Mobile device, or Blackberry; and I've had several of each, including top of the line import devices that our carriers here in the US think we're too cheap to pay for (and they're right, for the most part we would be).

Unfortunately, that very excellence just makes the disappointments and irritations (and there are a number of them) all the more aggravating.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's go back to the beginning, and the buying experience.

Mel and I decided to stay away from the Fanboys at the apple store, and picked out AT&Ts new flagship store for the east valley, at Tempe Marketplace

Coincidentally, this happened to be where AT&Ts Senior Vice President for mobile products for the southwest region was spending his morning, along with two TV stations and the Arizona Republic.

We chose what we thought was a reasonable time to show up, packed up the kids and trundled over there at 6am, to be greeted with a pretty short line:

Apparently the first eight or so folks had been there all night, but most people started showing up just before or just after we got there.

It was raining, and AT&T had thoughtfully setup awnings, and was giving away free chairs with umbrellas, water, donuts and pastries, and coffee. They even had a (lame and cheezy) DJ there.

Really though, it was clear that they took pains to show their appreciation for us, their new or returning customers. They ahd really put some thought into the experience, and into their relationship with the customer; and it was much appreciated.

Here we are, 18th in line, with the kids:

And here's a pair of douchebags who were having WAY too much fun... and if you take a close look at their eyes I think you can see why:


Overall though, it was a decent experience... Until the store actually opened that is.

Unfortunately, we in Arizona have the great misfortune of sharing the latest timezone in the continental US with California; and by that time activations had basically died completely, and AT&Ts internal provisioning systems were not far behind.

We had pre-qualified and it should have been an in and out process; instead it took about an hour from the time we made it through the doors (and we were in the second group through the doors) so it was about 10:30 by the time we headed for home (with me taking a conference call while we were waiting).

So, let's take a look at what you get:




I have to say, Apple never fails to satisfy in their packaging. The iPhone is packaged almost exactly like a fine timepiece. Honestly, I was most reminded of opening one of my Omega chronographs.

So, you get an iPhone, a USB sync cable and a USB charger to plug it into, a little white earbud headset, substantial (but less than useful) documentation, a microfiber polishing cloth, and a "SIM removal tool" (which is basically a prebent paperclip).

It took a few hours before the activation servers were able to process the phones in, and get us activated; but it was a very simple process once they came back up.

From there, it was just a matter of setting up sync (more on that later), syncing up, and we were good to go.

So, what works and what doesn't? What's good and what's bad?

Mostly, as I said, things are good. It's a great phone; but the points where it falls down are significant enough, and irritation enough, that they stand out strongly in comparison.

What works:
  • Great phone
  • Great voice quality
  • Visual voicemail
  • Great iPod
  • Very good GPS and maps (very accurate)
  • Location services in general
  • SPECTACULAR interface
  • Semi-tabbed browsing
  • The App store, and the apps
What doesn't:
  • The camera is iffy, but honestly, I don't care much about that
  • LOTS of bad apps with no demos and no refunds
  • No flash, and iffy java support
  • Instability issues with non-apple apps
  • Ringtones are WAAAAY too quiet
  • There are at least six ebook readers, and all of them are bad.
What's there (and good or great):
  • SaveBenjis - An excellent price comparison application
  • Yelp - A local search, review, and social networking app
  • Movies.app - A movie and showtime search application
  • Loopt (if they can make it work properly) - another local search and social networking app
  • Remote - A wifi remote control for iTunes and the AppleTV
  • Weatherbug - A weather tool, with maps, radar, and local cameras
  • VNC (and other remote management tools)
  • PageOnce - A multi site account aggregation application (all your accounts on one page)
  • Jott - A voice dictation app
  • A BUNCH of great games
  • Good (but not great) browser
  • Push for some apps
  • NetRadio (lots of apps for it)
What's missing:
  • MMS - I don't use it, but lots of folks do
  • Video - This is really only a software question, so I don't know why they didn't include it
  • Real navigation - The maps and location services work great, but they aren't navigation
  • File manager for non-macs that doesn't require a jailbreak
  • File manager that doesn't suck in general - There are six file managers and they all suck
  • Universal IM client with push
  • Ebook reader that doesn't suck - There are six ebook readers, and they all suck
  • A way to edit and search documents with file synchronization
  • Cut, copy and paste
  • Attached disk mode
  • Flash
  • Background processes
  • Push for most apps
  • Not being able to save attachments (and having to read documents from attachments)
  • VOIP
  • Autoswitching between networks
  • REAL tabbed browsing, and a way to open links in new tabs
  • Bluetooth keyboard
  • Bluetooth stereo
  • SSH (just came out a couple days ago)
  • No syncing of notes, tasks, or to-do lists
  • No way to kill processes without rebooting
  • Calendar sharing.
  • No tethered data
What's iffy:
  • Battery life
  • Compromising functionality for purity of design (cut and paste for example)
  • Compromising functionality for battery life without giving the user the option
What's profoundly broken:
  • MobileMe
Ok, so that's quite a list; let's talk about it.

Mostly my problems come from deliberate decisions that Apple (and most likely Steve himself) made; either for purity of design, or to improve battery life.

Steve finds copy and paste for touch interfaces inelegant, so he doesn't want to include them.... Ok, yes they are inelegant; however they have been one of the fundamental elements of the GUI interface since it's invention, and the rest of us don't care if they're inelegant, we just want to be able to copy cut and paste.

Clearly, the decision to not allow background processes, expanded push, bluetooth stereo, real navigation etc... were all to preserve battery life. Personally, I'd rather have the option to lose some battery life in exchange for all of the above (and others besides).

And then there is the battery life... which is not nearly as bad as some people have claimed, but it isn't great that's for sure.

Ok, if you leave brightness high, set your email to check every 15 minutes, leave wi-fi on and searching for networks, leave push on, and turn autolock off, you are going to deplete your battery from full charge to criticial (10%) in about 8 hours.

On the other hand, if you shut wifi and 3g off, put autolock on 1 minute, set your brightness to below half (which is still perfectly readable by the way), and set your fetch to 30 minutes; you'll get three good days of standby out of the thing without hitting critical. Shut push off, and set your email fetch to manual, you get an extra day.

Talk time on 2g is pretty good, at 10 hour; and on 3g it's very good in comparison to other 3g phones at nearly 6 hours. The real killer is using the 3D video capabilities; they eat the battery like you wouldnt believe. 4 hours of 3d videogaming and you're done.

In normal usage, with wifi turned on but not searching for networks, 3g on, and everything else as I described above; I can go through a normal work day, which usually involved 30-60 minutes on my cell phone (I mostly work from my landline when I'm in my home office), and not be below 50% at the end of the day.

So, for my usage, it's just fine. If I was a full time traveller (as I once was) it would probably be a problem, but they sell charging widgets, reserve batteries, and other similar gadgets to recharge the thing on the go if necessary; never mind charging it in your car, at your desk, or from your laptop (all of which of course you can easily do). I have one on order in fact, in case I'm away from charging facilities for more than 8 hours, or I get stuck on a long call when I'm away from charging facilities.

One thing that REALLY irritates me, is that Apple has disabled the ability to use the iPhone as a 3G modem for your laptop. This one really IS a big deal for me, because half the reason I have a 3G phone is to use it for network access when I'm away from a Wi-Fi hotspot etc... The reason why they did this is very clear, it's the carriers.

In fact, an app is available to let you use the iPhone as a proxy and network connection for any computer with wi-fi; but at AT&Ts request, apple has removed it from the U.S. app store (it's still available in some other countries).

This of course is also why there is no real VOIP provider available... and is a good segway to the app store.

Ok, first off, the appstore is GREAT. It's completely easy to find, and download apps; and oh man there are a lot of great apps.

Of course, there are a lot of crappy apps too; and there are no demos, no trial periods, and no refunds. Apple is making pretensions as to providing some kind of quality assurance for the app store... in fact it's their primary jsutification for not allowing applications outside the app store... but they allow literally hundreds of garbage applications, that are crashing the phone left and right.

I'd wager that most of the complaints about the iPhone crashing are from these poor third quality apps.

The fact is though, is that the phone IS somewhat less stable, even without the third party apps. It's a lot better than windows mobile (which I would have to restart several times a day even under the best circumstances), but I have had to restart a couple times a week, and have had to make one hard reset.

Mel on the other hand hasn't had a single problem. In fact she only had to restart for the first time a few days ago, and had to ask me how. Of course I have installed, uninstalled, reinstalled etc... about 60 apps, and she's done like 15.


My two biggest application related irritations are the lack of a useful file manager, and the lack of a good ebook reader.

So far, there have been a number of both types of applications, and they're all horrible.

Again, Steve didn't include a file manager because he thinks they are inelegant; but they are ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to any kind of serious use of the phone as a computing device rather than just as a phone. Related to that, there is no inbuilt way to transfer files to the phone, except by emailing them to yourself or uploading to a web page.

You can't even attach via USB and transfer files, as you can do with iPods, and with every other smartphone.

There are workarounds in the app store, but again, they're all crap; and they cost money.

Speaking of all crap costing money, E-books are the most important thing I do with my smartphones other than basic PDA tasks, and email. There are LOTS of ways to read ebooks on the iPhone, but all of them are ugly, unreliable, slow, clunky, and jsut not worth the trouble to work with... oh and they're all expensive as well from $5 to $20; whereas windows mobile ebook readers are almost all free.

Another important task for smartphones is web browsing, and here I have to say the iPhone is by far the best mobile web browsing platform I've ever used. Mobile safari is excellent, it's rendering is basically perfect, its java support is Ok (better than any other mobile browser), and though it doesnt support actual tabbed browsing, it does have the ability to support multiple browser windows, which is ALMOST as good.

Where it falls down is in dynamic content. Though Java is good, web 2.0 AJAX apps can be iffy, and there is no flash; which is a major deficiency, given the popularity of flash on commercial web sites).

Oh and there is no way to manually open a link in a new window; though if the link targets a new windo it will do it. That may not sound like much, but it seriously reduces the usefulness of the multiple window functionality.... of course if they supported copy and paste maybe...

Now those of you "in the know" know that a lot of these deficiencies can be compensated for, or entirely eliminated, with a jailbreak; which allows you to use the iPhone as a little UNIX box... which is exactly what it is by the way.

Well, yes, that's true; but most people don't want to bother jailbreaking; and at least for now it is a time consuming PITA to do it. So, I'm not going to cover it here... though I will do so in a later post.

Now, to the biggest problem...

Sync is Sunk

Alright, technically, MobilMe isn't part of the iPhone. You dont need the iPhone to use MobileMe, and you don't need MobilMe to use the iPhone; but a heck of a lot of the compelling position for the iPhone, was the push sync with MobileMe; and of course apple sold it as such.

Flat out, MobileMe doesn't work at all. In fact, it breaks other things. You can read all the horror stories online, but I can tell you that MobileMe has spontaneously deleted my contacts and calendars several times (I back everything up).

Worse, it didnt just kill the sync data in MobileME, it also deleted it from my iPhone, AND worst of all, deleted it from Outlook.

Thankfully as I said, I back up my outlook PST daily, so I have been able to recover; but obviously I've disabled MobilMe sync from my primary Outlook installation. Every few days however, I've completely uninstalled, cleaned up a system, reinstalled with current software, and tried syncing MobileMe with Outlook again, on a test box. No joy, and it's still deleting things.

Finally, after nearly a full month, I called Apple friday. I had emailed them before with no response; unfortunately email is the only way to get MobileMe support.

Then, about a week ago, the support email disappeared. You would click on the support page, which sent you through a troubleshooting form that was supposed to give you a support email if it didn't work; only it didn't. It gave you another form that was also supposed to give you an email.. but didnt.

At that point, there was literally no way to get support from apple for a product I paid $150 for (family account).

Well, when I finally got fed up with not recieving any help, I called apple on a number I got from Gethuman, and explained to first an OS support person, then a "customer support escalation manager", then a "product escalation specialist" what was going on. I then said that I needed help, or I needed my $150 back. It had been a month and I was still unable to sue the service.

After two hours on the phone with Apple, they said they would have to further escalate my case, and that I would be contacted within 24 hours.

That was Friday.

It's Monday.

I haven't been contacted.

At this point, even Steve jobs has acknowledged in an email widely distributed within apple (and soon thereafter on the internet) that they screwed up on MobileMe.

Now, let me jsut say, if the service worked, it would be fantastic. The design is great, the functionality is great... it just doesnt work at all.

I should also note that syncing directly with oulook and iTunes works just fine. I've never had a single problem with it; excepting that the machine with my primary outlook on it isn't the machine I sync my iPhone with, so I have to sync those two machiens somehow; and there is no good way to sync two machines outlook that I know of (there are lots of ways, and I think I've tried them all. None of them are any good).

So, what do I think?

I still think it's the best smartphone ever. I still think it's great. I still think it's worth every dollar. Unless you have a specific software need for windows mobile software; or you can only get email through a blackberry (as many corporations have decreed and configured); the iPhone is the best phone of any kind to buy, never mind just a smartphone.

Just try it, trust me.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

The Difference...

Between fucking up, and being a fuckup...


...isn't in how many fuckups you make, or how big your fuckups are; it is entirely in how you respond when you fuck up.

Everybody fucks up... basically all the time. I fuck up several times a day, and I'm sure you do to. No matter how hard you try, you can't completely eliminate fucking up from your life. How you respond to those fuckups is what makes you who you are.

There are two, and only two, ways to respond to fucking up:
    • Admit the fuckup (at least to yourself)
    • Figure out HOW you fucked up
    • Figure out WHY you fucked up
    • Fix the fuckup
    • Don't fuck up like that again

  1. Everything else.
If, when you fuck up, you resolve it by the first method (with the rare exception that you might need to fix the fuckup before you figure out how and why you fucked up... when you do it's usually BAD), you are not a fuckup.

If you do anything else, you are.

Simple.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

The Bard Speaks on Obama

Thou art a gormless git, a beardless boy; anointed sovereign of sighs and groans.

Harken to me; The soul of this man is his clothes. He is naught but a fusty nut with no kernel; an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, a long tongued babbling gossip.

He is light of brain... not so much brain as ear wax.

A faithless coward. A vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth. A fool, one all of luxury, an ass. A huge translation of hypocrisy, vilely compiled, profound simplicity.

Oh, what a sweep of vanity comes this way. Thou art King Of Smiles; liege of all loiterers and malcontents. Heaven truly knows that thou are as false as hell.

Vile Politician, thou hast Caesar's ambition - which swelled so much that it did almost stretch the sides of the world. Go forward, and be choked with thy ambition; thou natural coward without instinct. Go to they fat brained followers. Go, rate thy minions, proud insulting boy.

Thou pretend'st to be a better friend to all, and should like to present us with thy foul countenance daily for worship... I say, your heart is crammed with arrogancy, spleen and pride. There is neither honesty, manhood or good fellowship in thee. Let's meet as little as we can; I do desire we may be better strangers.

(With apologies to William Shakespeare)

Monday, August 04, 2008

Scoping out

I've written on optics before, though probably not as much as I should have; and Steve H. is currently looking for some scope advice.

There's lots of good feedback over there, so let me summarize the advice he's already received; and then just raise a few points not yet addressed.

First things first, what kind of rifle are we talking about, and what is he going to do with it?

Steve has suggested that he's interested in a Savage FVSS in .223 or .22-250, to do some varminting; from prairie dogs, up into the 'yote/javelina range; out to about 300 yards maximum. He also wants to do basic target shooting at the same ranges.

I think that Savage is an excellent choice here; and happens to be a recommendation I've made to others looking an accurate rifle at a reasonable price. Unsurprisingly, considering I shoot with a number of them, most of the folks in Steves comments tend to agree.

There is a caveat to that recommendation though, and I'll get to it in a minute, because it has specifically to do with the scopes Steve is interested in.

After doing some basic research, Steve is thinking about several scopes from Nikon. The general consensus in his comments is that Nikon and Burris offer good optics, at good prices; that other lower end manufacturers are a mixed bag (you may get a good scope, you may not); and that unless you are looking to get into serious competition, or high value hunting, going much higher end is probably a waste of money.

Personally, I'd agree with the consensus there entirely. I think Nikon offers a great price for what you're getting (I actually just purchased a Nikon ProStaff 3-9x40 for my 10/22 in fact). I also second the recommendations for Burris. I believe that those two brands offer the best value proposition in sport optics right now; especially in the Monarch, and Fullfield II product lines.

Now, the scopes he is currently considering, are the Nikon Monarch 4-16x50 and the 6-24x50; and this is where I want to step in with a few points.

A lot of people don't understand that your choice of stock, is very important to your choice of scope (and vice verse). A stock should be suited to the shooting you are going to do with it, and a scope should be suited to both the shooting type, and the stock type.

Why is the stock specifically important to the scope?

In a word: Consistency

You need to have proper optical alignment and a good cheek weld, to ensure consistency in your shooting.

A 50mm or larger objective lens will generally require extra high rings (on most guns); and therefore a high comb, Monte Carlo, or target type stock to get a proper cheek weld.

That's perfectly OK if that's the type of stock you want, but the Savage rifle in question doesn't have one; it has a low drop straight comb (the American standard basically) sporting stock.

Of course, if you want to re-stock, you've opened up a lot of options; and actually for the purpose intended, that may not be a bad idea.

The factory Savage stock isn't too bad; it's a stable composite, free floated and pillar bedded, so it's about as good as you can get without going to a hand fitted custom stock; but it IS basically a slightly modified standard sporter stock.

So why is that a bad thing?

Well, it isn't if your out hunting in the field; but for varminting and long range target shooting, you'll generally be either seated or prone.

If you're going to be doing any varminting, or any long range shooting at small targets (or small circles on paper); a sporter stock isn't the best choice, because it is optimized for fast mounting and fast followup shots, preferably offhand (standing up). When you are holding a sporter stock in shooting position, you are putting a fair bit of opposing tension on the stock to hold it steady, by design.

These are all good things for a rifle out in the field; but on the bench, they induce a slight wobble, and are fatiguing over time.

A proper target or varmint stock is designed to minimize errors induced by the shooter, and reduce shooter fatigue during long shooting sessions. They are designed to be shot from a stable rest, and to keep the shooters hand, forearm, shoulder, neck, and head, all in as neutral a position as possible; with just enough body contact to ensure consistent sight picture and trigger pull.

Importantly to this specific situation, high comb targer stocks allow for better cheek weld and optical alignment, with large objective lens scopes. Larger objective lenses need higher rings, and higher rings need higher combs to get that good cheek weld.

If we presume that you don't want to change stocks; you're probably going to want to go with an objective lens smaller than 50mm. A smaller objective means lower rings. The lower the rings, the lower the cheekweld, and therefore the more drop (or lower cheekpiece) the stock can have and still maintain proper optical alignment.

A 46mm scope can generally be mounted on high rings (rather than extra high as required by 50mm and larger). A 42mm scope can generally be mounted on medium rings, but may require high. Some rifles could take a 40mm scope on low rings, but most would require medium rings.

For the purposes of this discussion, I don't think we want to talk about scopes with smaller than 40mm objective lenses; since they would generally be of low magnification.

These are very general rules of thumb of course, and will vary between scope designs, from gun to gun; and with the degree of magnification, and eye relief involved.

Generally speaking, more magnification means longer eye relief (though this is not always the case). longer eye relief means mounting further forward, which generally allows for lower rings, because the bell of the scope will clear the smaller barrel diameter further along a tapered barrel (as most rifles have). Shorter eye relief means mounting further back, which generally requires higher rings for the bell to clear the larger diameter of the barrel, closer to the receiver.

Actually, some rifle designs are notorious for needing very high rings, relative to the size of the scope. Also, in general, semi-auto rifles need one size higher ring for a given scope size than bolt action rifles do (because they tend to have longer, and larger, receivers).

Which blends nicely into, the second big topic I want to address; that of magnification (and I've hit this subject several times before in other postings by the way).

There's a little basic optics rule of thumb you should know. Take the objective diameter, and divide it by the maximum magnification. That will, in most optics, be the diameter of the exit pupil.

On someone with healthy eyes in near darkness, the eyes pupil will dilate to a maximum diameter of between 6 and 7.5mm; so any objective/magnification combination that results in an exit pupil of more than 6.5-7mm is probably wasted (at least in rifle scope terms. For telescopes it's a different story).

Again, on someone with healthy eyes, in bright sunlight, the pupil will contract to somewhere from 2.5mm to under 2mm.

The ideal situation is that the exit pupil size, is just slightly smaller than the dilation of your eyes pupil. This gives you the full image, and the maximum amount of light available through the scope.

Generally speaking, when a scope has an exit pupil smaller than 2.5mm at a given magnification; that scope will be quite dim, and not very sharp (at that magnification), except in very bright light.

Of course, in bright sunlight, almost any optics that keep zero will work OK; because you're still getting plenty of light, even with a small exit pupil. It's in marginal light (the 3/4 of the day NOT surrounding high noon) where you want bigger, and better glass.

Generally speaking, the better glass you buy, the less diffusion and diffraction you have(brighter and sharper images). To an extent, you can compensate for a smaller exit pupil by having better glass, but it will cost you serious money to do so.

Taking all that into account, as a rule I like to keep my minimum exit pupil to between 2.5mm and 4mm; and I prefer to keep it to 6mm if I can.

I personally think the ideal short to medium range scope is a fixed power 6x42.

Generally speaking (basically, unless you're doing some very long range shooting), for variable power scopes I'd recommend either a 3-9x or 4-12x in scopes with a 3x zoom, or a 2.5-10 or 3-12 in scopes with a 4x zoom (different models and manufacturers have different zoom multipliers). Then, you chose your objective size based on what the lighting conditions you expect to use the thing will be.

Getting back to Steves rifle, the one big point I'd like to raise about what he's thinking about; is that he's looking at too much magnification for how and what he plans to shoot.

As I said before, Steve is considering a 4-16x50 or a 6-24x50.

I have a couple points where I'd object to those scopes.

First, the only way I'd ever get a 20x or higher scope, is with a 50mm objective (and 30mm tube); and even then only in the very best brands (Nightforce, Swarovski, Zeiss, Schmidt and Bender etc...) would I consider the brightness and sharpness to be acceptable.

More fundamentally though, you just don't need that much magnification for 300 yards; even for shooting a prairie dog.

Beginners tend to assume that higher magnification scopes will help them to shoot better; however beyond a basic level of magnification to see the target clearly, this is generally not true.

Greater magnification of the target, also means greater magnification of the errors you induce while breathing, moving.. even your heartbeat (and in an 18x or greater scope, you will definitely see your heartbeat).

What you want, is to have just enough magnification that you can clearly see the spot on the target you want to hit, at the range you want to shoot at. That spot, should be half the size of a circle matching the accuracy of your rifle at the range you want to shoot at.

So, if you are going to shoot at 300 yards, and you have a gun capable of shooting 1 moa; you want a scope that will allow you to clearly aim at a spot 1.5" in diameter (aim small miss small).

For most people, that's about a 6x scope by the way; but if you're a little more nearsighted, you can compensate with 8x or even 10x.

The one thing that higher magnifications are good for at low to medium ranges, is calling your shots without a spotting scope. You may only need 6x to hit your spot, but a .224" hole is pretty damn small at 300 yards. Cranking up to 16x magnification should allow you to read your point of impact; presuming your scope is of sufficient quality (to be more geeky, presuming your scope has sufficient resolving power) and your eyes and the light are good enough.

I don't mean any of this to suggest that people shouldn't buy high magnification scopes at all; just that you shouldn't buy more magnification than you really need, because you pay for it in brightness, in sharpness, in induced errors, and in hard earned cash.

For almost everybody, a 12x is going to do everything they'll ever need... maybe at most a 16x.

In fact for most peoples budgets, a 16x or higher will actually be a worse choice for short and medium range shooting; because you won't be able to buy a big enough, bright enough, high enough quality scope to make use of that extra magnification.

Get out past 600 yards and we're talking an entirely different shooting regime; where high magnification scopes make sense. They also make sense for precision benchrest shooting. But for most people, who will never shoot beyond 300 yards; they are probably doing more harm than good.

If you need that extra magnification you already know it; and you also know that you're going to pay for it.

Hey, no blogfights in my comments.

If y'all want to fight, do it on your own pages. I've deleted the comments in question.

Sick AND Busy AND Irritated

What a crappy combination.

So, I started coming down with something, 'round last Thursday (or at least I started noticing it anyway). S'okay because Friday was a light day, and I didn't get much worse.

Unfortunately, Friday evening, our washing machine crapped out.

Again.

That'd be the third time. The first time I fixed it myself, the second time, we had to get an appliance repair guy in (failed bushings and worn drive belt - $180), this third time... well it's a $350 POS washer, and it's out of warranty. Frankly, it's just not worth fixing it again.

So, we needed to do a MAJOR clean up on the house this weekend (or rather continue our ongoing major cleanup and re-organization, which keeps getting interrupted by life events); and it's kind of hard to do that without laundry facilities. Yeah, we could do the laundromat thing, but that's a lot of dead time that we could be doing something else with...

Saturday I wake up, and it's coming down worse. I can already feel it's a sinus infection; which I get a few times a year, as the dust and humidity cycle up and down around here.

So, Mels dad is taking the girls for the weekend, and we're going to have all that time toget things done around the house... In Theory.

He's an A&P (airframe and poweplant mechanic), and usually flies in an out of the airport he works at (1/2 mile from his house) to one of our local airports about 20 minutes away.

It's better than the 180 mile round trip drive, and most of the time actually uses about the same amount of fuel or less, since it's just over a half hour flight (about 75 miles, plus taxi etc...) and he's burning around 10 gallons an hour (he's usually in a C210 or a Comanche 260, and either
will easily do about 190mph at around 14gph, or around 160mph at around 10gph) . Oh and of course, he can write off the fuel costs because they're trips made for his business (check rides, picking up parts etc...). Given that his primary vehicle is a pickup truck with no A/C that gets 16 miles per gallon, it's a much better trip all the way around.

Anyway, in actuality what happens is, he files in around 11 and says "hey, do we have time for lunch"... Sure, OK. It's always nice having lunch with family. Of course he has some things to do around the airport and with two planes first, so by the time we're done with lunch, it's about 1:30.

Oh, and he needs to run some errands while he's here. Like a trip to Costco, and a trip to staples...

Honestly, we don't mind. Since his wife passed on he's got a lot more to do, and no-one to help him with it; and it's the least we can do; especially since he takes the girls every couple of weekends.

... but it does take time.

Ok, so we finally pack him and the girls off around 3:30, and head off to shop for a new washer and dryer.

Yes, technically we only needed a new washing machine, but I was tired of having both pieces of junk sitting there. We're actually giving them to her father, because he does his own appliance repair (he does his own everything repair) and he needs a new washer and dryer anyway. His are about 30 years old, and just about shaking themselves to pieces.

My personal philosophy on medium to large purchases is, buy quality and value, and you won't go wrong. You pay a little more in the short term, but over time when you pay for quality, you get better value.

Unfortunately, there seem to only be three price ranges for washer/dryer sets. Utter crap that goes for around $750-$850 or so, halfway decent for $1350 to about $1700, and then "luxury" from $2000 on up.

So, Mel wants front loading, jumbo capacity; and we want decent quality, from a good manufacturer, with a decent warranty. That puts us into the mid range right away anyway; and they have several nice sets around $1350 to $1699.

They also had these:


That would be a GE WCVH 6800 washer and DCVH 6800 dryer; the former top of the line models that were recently replaced by the new profile series.

List price for the set would be about $1900; but these WERE a premium model, until the new premium models came out about a month ago. Hell, they were originally around $2300 (when they were the top of the line and new, about three years ago)... and because the new models are out on the floor, they are SERIOUSLY discounted, down to $1400 for the pair.

I can't believe I'm spending $1400 on a washer and dryer... I've had cars that cost 1/3 that... but there it is; and actually, given the market, it's a good deal.

With that, I get 4 and 7 cu.ft. respectively, ultra quiet operation, all the bells and whistles, and a decent warranty from a reputable manufacturer; vs spending $500 less, but getting far fewer features, and probably having to replace them again in three years...

Yeah, OK, I'm getting value... but ouch.

So we load'em up and get them home; but by this time it's past 6, we're both exhausted, and I'm really feelign the sinus come on; so I leave the seup for Sunday morning.

I wake up yesterday, every joint in my body aches, my head feels like wood... Overall a happy happy joy joy day.

Mel clears up the pantry/laundry room, and has to unload half our shelves in there (7 tier floor to cieling freestanding units) and pull them out, so we can get the old units out, and put the new ones in. While she does that, I head off to our friendly neighborhood home center, to grab some supplies.

Theoretically I don't need anything for the washer and dryer setup, because we bought a "hookup kit" with the things that should have everything.

Theoretically.

But, since I was working in the laundry area anyway, I wanted to get a hookup hose, and thread adapter for the utility faucet in there, so I could hook up the auto-watering dish that Mel bought months ago and couldn't figure out how to hook up, because she said the threads from the utility faucet were wrong.

I also needed to pick up a few things for Mels dad, a couple of MAPP gas cylinders, a couple of furniture dollies (the pallets with wheels on them, not the hand truck type. I already have two of those) some gorilla tape etc... Oh and some metal foil HVAC tape; for my OTHER big project that I was supposed to do this weekend, clean out the AC heat exchanger coil.

By the time I got back, she was ready to go, and I had no problems pulling th old units out, and muscling the new units in. We were planning on isntalling them stacked (which these new units are designed to allow) to get some floor space back, so I leveled the washer, pulled the feet off the dryer so they would nest, then stacked them.

They looked great, other than being a bit tall; but the top unit wasn't as secure as I'd like. I think they were designed to stack in a builtin cabinet, not against the wall; but I wanted to at least try it this way; so I grabbed some non slip shelf and drawer liner, and used that as a pad between the machines, which worked great. Completely secure, no real motion at all.

Of course to do that I had to pick the thing up again, position the pad, then stack it again etc... Joy.

Oh and the doors ship from the factory opening in opposite directions, so that when they are next to each other, they open like french doors. It's convenient and asthetically pleasing. However, when stacked, you want them both hinged on the same side. This involved pulling the door hing off, with the door attached to it, transfering the latch mechanism from one side to the other, then completely disassembling the door, and moving the hinge and handle to the other side; then of course reassembling in reverse.

Ok, everything is stacked, and leveled, and the doors open on the correct side, and all is well.

So, I go to do the hookups, and there's a problem... two problems actually. The washer hookup hoses aren't where they are supposed to be... and we can't find them... That, and the dryer vent hose that came in the hookup kit is cheap crap. So, off Mel goes to lowes again, to pick up a GOOD vent hose and some braided steel hookup lines... which we should have jsut bought in the first place rather than adding the $20 "hookup kit" from the applicance place.

So, I got the pigtail wired onto the dryer (if you've never done one, electric dryers generally don't come with cords, because there are several variants of 220/240 power out there, so you have ti wire in your own cord); thus using the only remaining piece of the "hookup kit". Mel got back with the remaining stuff, and I hooked up the supply lines and vent (a lot easier to type than it was to do given how tight the space was that I had to squeeze into the get the vent run and secured), and theoretically we were off to the races. Everything powered up fine, and there was no magic purple smoke anywhere.

... Oh and we found the original hookup lines... In the washer drum... but the stainless ones are cheap, and much better anyway.

So, I moved on to the utility faucet. I noted almsot immediately however, that the thread adapter I had purchased was the wrong one.

Oh, it was exactly what I intended to purchase; it's jsut that Mel was wrong when she said it wasn't the same threading as the hose. The utility faucet was in fact 3/4" MHT/MGHT (male garden hose thread) it's just that the threads were kinda messed up; and so she had cross threaded on them before, which is why she thought they were wrong.

Unfortunately, the threads WERE messed up pretty badly, so they wouldn't seal properly, and I don't have an MGHT die; so I had Mel run out and grab an MHT to FHT adapter (a hose coupler basically), cranked that tight over the faucet threads to straighten them; then ran it off, and remounted it with teflon tape underneath to seal it.

That worked great.

Unfortunately, I also discovered that the cold water tap for this faucet; which is 50 years old, and hasn't been used in god knows how long; doesn't so much leak when it's opened, as it does GUSH.

By this time I didn't want to head back to lowes to try and find a faucet core for this thing; so I just put it off for later.

So, we decided to run a load in the new washer, and man that thing is cool. It's like a frikken laundry space ship.

All was well until the final spin cycle, when the thing vibrated like mad, and caused sympathetic vibrations in the dryer stacked above it; making it sound kind of like a marching band drumline.

Ok... so time to unstack the washer and dryer.

Once more I unhook the vent, unplug it, lift it down, rehook the vent, replug....

Uh oh....

In this position, the plug doesn't reach. The "hookup kit" has proven to be a COMPLETE waste of money now, because it only included a 3 foot pigtail, and I need a six foot.

So, it's back out to the hardware store for Mel, to pick up a six foot cord; meanwhile, I'm taking the door apart again to swap the hinge back on to the other side (as shipped from the factory) so they both have that nice french door thing going on again.

Finally, we get the new cord wired up, everything muscled back into position, we re-level both the washer and the dryer in their new positions (again, controtions required, not pleasant); and start up another test load.

It's about 8pm by this time, but I really want to get this stuff done before the kids are underfoot again (actually, Mel just got back from Grandpas with them as I'm writing this); so I go attack the AC heat exchanger, and Mel goes to grab some takeout (since we haven't eaten since lunch at noon).

I slit the tape, peel back the flanges (flat sheetmetal pliers are wonderful things) and slide off the airbox front, which looks and feels like it hasn't been removed since it was first isntalled... even though we had professional duct cleaners in a few months ago who where SUPPOSED to have done this and obviously didn't...

The heat exchanger coil is basically a solid block of ice; which explains why it hadn't been working so well that day huh...

OK...

Well, now...

Ok, time to shut the AC down and let it thaw... for a day or so.

It's OK, I'm sick so I'm going to work from my bedroom Monday anyway, I'll jsut take the portable AC unit from my office and move it into the bedroom, and Mel will be working in the living room which has an in wall supplementary unit so she'll be OK...

We ate, then I got to work moving AC units around (they take a bit of setup). Meanwhile the new washer has hit it's fast spin cycle again, and DAMN it's walking around the room.

So, we re-level it one more time, put a VERY light load in and try again... same damn thing.

Awww crap.

I'm sick, it's after 10pm, I've been running around in the heat since 8 this morning, I've got a meeting at 8am, I've got no air conditioning in the house, I still have to clean out the heat exchanger, fix the faucet, haul away the old washer and dryer which are sitting in the back of the truck; and now, most likely return the lovely new washing machine I spent so much time buying and setting up.

Ahhh well, at least I slept well last night.

So, how was your weekend?