Saturday, November 25, 2006

How to clean a Yugo Mauser 24/47

Step 1. Spray entire rifle, your whole body, your synthetic fabric clothing, and the driveway sealer with brake cleaner

Step 2. Have briliant idea, and take portable blowtorch to the metal, to melt cosmoline off

Step 4. Watch friends laugh at brilliant plan; while they clear the blast radius, and ready the fire extinguisher

Step 5. Get the camera, this oughta be fun

Step 6. Fail to resist the overwhelming urge to make a texas flame thrower with blowtorch and brake cleaner

Step 7. Arrange for replacement of that patio furniture... those potted plants were dead anyway

Step 8. Arrange for replacement of fire extinguisher, driveway sealer, and synthetic fabric clothing