Monday, September 17, 2007

The Conservative Dating Test

Fellas, here's a tip for ya.

I know it's hard to find a good, non-inane, non-insane, non pants wetting liberal woman; and sometimes they don't show their true colors until it's too late.

I've got a little test for you. Play her this song:




Toby Keith - Love Me If You Can

Sometimes think the war is necessary
Every night I pray for peace on earth
And I hand down my dollars to the homeless
But believe that every able soul should work

I'm a man of my convictions
Call me wrong, call me right
But I bring my better angels to every fight
You may not like where I'm goin'
But you sure know where I stand
Hate me if you want to
Love me if you can

My father gave me my shotgun
That I'll hand down to my son
Try to teach him everything it means

I'm a man of my convictions
Call me wrong, call me right
But I bring my better angels to every fight
You may not like where I'm goin'
But you sure know where I stand
Hate me if you want to
Love me if you can

I stand by my right to speak freely
But I worry 'bout what kids learn from TV
And before all of debatin' turns to angry words and hate
Sometimes we should just agree to disagree

I'm a man of my convictions
Call me wrong, call me right
But I bring my better angels to every fight
You may not like where I'm goin'
But you sure know where I stand
Hate me if you want to
Love me if you can

And I believe that Jesus
Looks down here and sees us
And if you ask him, he would say

I'm a man of my convictions
Call me wrong, call me right
But I bring my better angels to every fight
You may not like where I'm goin'
But you sure know where I stand
Hate me if you want to
Love me if you can
She may not like it, after all not everybody likes country; but if she GETS it, then shes a good one. If not, best look elsewhere.