Note to Pepsi product management:
NO-ONE WANTS MOUNTAIN DEW WITH REFRESHING WILD BERRY FRUIT FLAVOR, AND GINSNeG.
No, seriously, they don't.
They also don't want strawberry melon and ginseng....
Ok, I'll grant you some MIGHT be interested in raspberry citrus mountain dew (I have a feelign the 'dew fanbase has some crossover with the raspberry lime ricky fan base), but YOU CAN LEAVE OFF THE FUCKING GINSENG.
What exactly am I speaking of?
Mountain dew has expanded its flavor line to elevntyjillon, with new:
Mountain Dew Voltage (Raspberry Citrus)
Mountain Dew Revolution (Wild Berry)
Mountain Dew Supernova (Strawberry Melon)
Let me tell you what they taste like...
Imagine a melted popsicle... now add some corn syrup; oh and grind up an aspirin in there... and then pour in a pixie stick....
Yeah that's about right.
