Are you kiddin me? In Mass? He's lucky they didn't set his house on fire...

Of course I live in North Idaho now, and there are no local football franchises or rivalries to deal with. The nearest pro team is the Seahawks, and they're 6 hours away. Closest after that is San Francisco or Oakland.

Frankly, the people up here hate Washington and California so much, they'd rather be caught dead than supporting a team from either state so...

I've got my Sunday ticket ready to go for the 12th (I never watch pre-season).