I have SOOOOO been there... so many times...
Thank god, I run a place so totally unlike that, as to be unrecognizable as the same class of thing. Please, come join us. We have pie and punch. Everybody likes pie and punch.
As someone who DOES shoot at 600 to 1000 yards (with .300 win mags built for the purpose), knows more than most ever will about ballistics, and has a fair bit of the gear (and knows how to use it, though in my current physical state, can't make use of much of it), these guys really irk the shit out of me.