The mind boggles at the thought that the Tampa Bay Devil Rays... 'scuse me, "rays" (fuck that shit) and Chicago Cubs could actually be in the world series this year.
Well... I expect that prior to any possible Cubs appearance in a world series, Satans sphincter would open up and pull Wrigley field back down into hell (you didn't know that Satans asshole was Wrigley Field? I thought everybody knew)
...so, no worries there...
What's TRULY frightening to me, is that Tampa Bay is actually 1 game ahead of the Red Sox...
TAMPA FUCKING BAY?
Is Dread Cthulu rising or some shit?
