So, here he (at least I'm assuming) is, our two millionth visitor:

The obscured google URL tells me that he was looking for pics of the Kel-Tec P3AT. Oh and if you didn't know (I din't until I just looked it up) Clarks Summit is near Scranton.
So thank you mr. Anonymous Pennsylvanian Kel-Tec searcher, for being our two millionth unique visitor.