How do you come up with something memorable about all of them...

I mean.. Millard Fillmore 'nuff said... Franklin Pierce primarily notable as being an alcoholic and never actually doing anything but making unpopular compromises... William Harrison for all of his 32 days... at least Garfiled actually had some decent appointments, and got to put a justice on the supreme court (T. Stanley Matthews... Chiefly noted for being the closest successful confirmation vote in supreme court history... and for voting the wrong way in nearly every case he participated in.. though that should be laid more at the feet of Morrison Waite and Melville fuller, two of the worst chief justices the supreme court has ever seen )

Actually, I kind of like this version better: