A transcript of a conversation from just moments ago:
Mel: Dear god, what is that unholy amalgamation
Chris: {pointing to the large mixing bowl filled with carbohydrate rich snack foods} It's Pretzels and Doritos. I am mixing them together for I like Pretzels and Doritos. There is nothing else in it, because we have nothing else here that I want to eat.
Mel: Yes, an unholy amalgamation
Chris: Ahhh, we have cheese crackers, I'll add those to my unholy amalgamation.
Mel: Dear god, as I said, an even more unholy amalgamation.
Chris: John, would you like some unholy amalgamation
John: Very much so, it looks quite tasty
Mel: Aaaaagh! The world has gone mad!
