Note to my girlfriend: this has nothing to do with any actions on my part, it is a humorous discussion with a friend.
Talking about best friends girlfriends:
JimS: Nope, no poaching alowed. It's one of the core essential rules.
Chris: Oh Lord of course no poaching. You'd NEVER do that to your best friend. You MIGHT do that to your brother, but NEVER to your best friend.
JimS: LMAO
Chris: Theres a reason for the old saying "Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife"
At this point Jim is rendered incapable of typing....